Top 10 things women would do if they had a penis

Crocker · 02-12-2005, 06:24 AM

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

Mr. Hyde · 02-12-2005, 06:47 PM

Clever.... It was even better because 9 was the only one I read and then I went right to #1.

Necro · 02-13-2005, 04:05 AM

pretty good...

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Mr. Hyde GOD Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,362 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 8	Clever.... It was even better because 9 was the only one I read and then I went right to #1.

Top 10 things women would do if they had a penis

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