Superman vs. Spiderman meets everyday life

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

This is an interesting debate my friends and I used to talk about over the years and now I share it with you.

Which superheros powers would you rather have in your everyday life? You are NOT a superhero, just a dude that can do the same shit as these guys.

Keep in mind that most people would probably assume Superman, but here are the pros and cons me and my buddies came up with over the years.

Assume both men have super strength. Its a given. There are so many pros and cons, but I would like to see what you guys come up with. Yes, some are quite ridiculous.

Superman Pros

*The dude can fly.
* Able to heat and freeze things instantly. This would come in handy for reheating your coffee, chilling your beer and maybe even spice up the bedroom.
* The ability to change your look overnight with a simple pair of eyeglasses.
* You could enter any professional sport with ease.
* XRay Vision. Nuff said.

Superman Cons

*How often are you really gonna get to fly? People would see some dude soaring through the air and freak out You would be exposed for the freak you are and killed for dog food instantly.

*His superpowers stick out like a sore thumb. Sure your bulletproof, but eventually people would notice.

Spiderman Pros

*Easily the best feature. Spidey sense. Never get hit with a snowball, suckerpunch or kick in the nuts again. You would make one hell of a NFL scrambling QB. haha. Or Matador.

*Can climb walls. You could sneak all over the place, especially if you lived in the city. Sneak into sports events, concerts. All sorts of good places people dont want you.

*Slinging webs. Fear of heights no more. Hmmm, I guess this applies for Superman too.

Spiderman Cons

Maybe after a while your spidey sense would drive you bonkers.

Cant fly.

Fears commitment.



Think about it and discuss.

Chewy

Even with the super strength would have her moaning like a SOB

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

i would be neither.

One

if only between spiderman and superman..i still take superman's super power..cuz even spiderman can sneak in to concert n football game..so can superman..cuz he can run...and with superman superpower..u can do alot of crap..that u never imagine urself doing..

The Half Boy

Spideman, but mainly that's because I'm a Marvel man. Givne the choice of any, I think I'd rather be the Human Torch. I'd like to scare people by flaming on. Or maybe Nightcrawler. Teleportation would be cooooool.

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