Stripper win big.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

Stripper Wins Damages After Tiger Attack

Sun Jan 30,10:53 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



TORONTO (Reuters) - A stripper mauled by a tiger in an Ontario safari park has won $650,000 in damages because her scars meant she could no longer work, Canadian media said on Friday.



Jennifer-Anne Cowles was driving through the park nearly nine years ago with her then boyfriend when a tiger jumped into their car and tried to drag them away. The two insisted their windows had been shut when the tiger charged, although the park had challenged that.


The judge accepted the couple's testimony that the power windows had been inadvertently lowered when one of the big cats bumped against the car, frightening them.


In a ruling delivered on Thursday and reported in a number of Canadian newspapers, Justice Jean MacFarland said she could only imagine the "stark terror experienced by these young people during this horrendous event."


She awarded Cowles some $650,000 in damages, almost half of it to compensate for income she would have made as a stripper.


Her musician boyfriend, David Balac, won C$1.7 million, because his injuries left him unable to work as an accordion player.


African Lion Safari, near Hamilton, Ontario, west of Toronto, said it is reviewing the ruling, but it insisted the park was safe.


"Hundreds of millions of people drive through safari style parks worldwide every decade and there are very few incidents causing injury," it said in a statement. "It is one of the safest activities you can do with your family."

Necro

VIP Room Moderator

damn that would take many years of stripping to earn that type of dough...

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Not really, some stippers make over 5 grand a week.

I used to date one many moons ago. She was loaded at all times.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

yea but that is probably on like the top 1% of all strippers. generally i bet they all make $1,000 or less a week.

Reverend Rudy

$1000 a week? Haha try again my friend. Picture this, they make minimum $20 a song during a lap dance. They make more than $1000 a week.

Dr. Giganto

Theres a stripper that I know, and she makes 200 per hour in the V.I.P. room of the club she works at. Thats after the club takes their cut. She spends a good portion of her time in that room, so I would say she makes at least a 500 dollars a night. She works 5 nights a week, so thats 2500 a week, which means she's pulling in probably between 100k and 200k a year

Shes also extremely extremely hot, which helps. She's one of the more popular girls in her club

Narc

The ugliest stripper will make $1000 a week. The hottest one, in a hot place, can make up to 5 thousands.

The Half Boy

Did Narc log in on Simon's account???

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Narc

lol i didnt even notice he said that lol

Miakal

Hahahhahaha