Late Night with Miakal and Freak

Miakal

Insightful questions Freak. It took a lot of research, some back-logging, and the deletion of a full gig of porn on my harddrive to find the answers.

First of all everyone on KYN has stolen my gimmicks. I used to be the pretty guy. You took that away from me. I used to be the gay guy. Bouchie took that away from me. I used to be the strong guy. Simon took that away from me. Then finally I thought I found my place and was the compulsive liar. Then Narc took that away from me.

Now my gimmick is confused nude guy looking for his pants. It's a love story.

That's my gimmick.

The softest hands of any man, if we can call him that, would be Disco. His hands are both hairy like Robin Williams and sweaty like some guy who sweats a lot.

As for The Crock and you...I'm not sure. I can fathom a few guesses here and there. But why does any love fail? That's really the question I think you meant to ask.

I would say it has something to do with the fact that The Crock doesn't have a pair of yellow wrestling boots and matching trunks though. Love can only go so far without attraction and I think you both learned the stinging defeat of that.

Freak my question to you is what KYN member do you see me most likely to hook up with in the future? Of course this doesn't include Mr. Disco as we will all ways continue to be lovers, despite whatever worldview we may paint for the rest of you.

Crocker

Hey im confused, nude and I Cant find my pants

Freak

Miakal, I see endless possibilities, if you can forget Disco and just lower your standards for once. The whole timid virgin gimmick has to go too. If I were to see you with one other KYNer in particular though, besides round-the-block-Doyle, it's gotta be DMW. When you consider it, it seems inevitable.

The way you two flirt with each other's belt-buckles on political matters is just too cute, and I know you're the assertive type to really make him sing. Literally. He has a great voice; you'll melt like marble cheese. Plus I've seen some crazy shit from UCLA co-eds like him.

Otherwise, Narc isn't a bad option, if you can stand salty chota-breath.

We're running out of time here tonight, and I'm heading off to bed, so I'll leave you with one last proposition: compare and contrast the sexual tendencies of Rambo, J-M, Simon's new puppy, and refridgerated tacos.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Wow. What were you two smoking last night?


Although bizzare it was quite amusing.

Quack Handle

Better move this to oldies and goodies quick, so it can rot with the rest of the decent topics.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol @ ddg.

Mr. Hyde

Freak, when your father walked in on me and your mother, he tried to bang me in the ass. However I took him out with a swift kick to the face. If your parents told you otherwise, they're lying. I'm sorry if you were under the impression I was a closet case. I'm glad I could clear everything up though.

AudioSavior

But Hyde, Freak doesn't have a mother. He was adopted as a child by a gay (male) couple! ..... (This might explain the ass fuck attempt by one of them)

Freak

You would have been great in the IOFW, brother.