Anyone know any good "workout" lines or pickup lines?

AznPeoplesChamp · 11-10-2004, 02:03 AM

I have some I use in the gym just to my friends. There are:

Do you have a bandaid? Cause I'm cut

Do you have a dictionary? For this (looks at muscles) definition.

Dude...I almost got suspended today....for bringing my guns(flexes) to school.

I good pickup line I use is: If i were the alphabet..I'd put U and I together. tee hee hee.

Haha...kinda lame. But have you guys heard any others or know any?

Disco Raheem · 11-10-2004, 02:56 AM

Hahahaha, pick up lines are stupid, but those workout lines are funny, me and my friends always act like real stupid toughnuts, it's so funny, and I'm gonna steal those lines.

DMW · 11-10-2004, 03:13 AM

"Don't go to the zoo."

"Why not?"

(flex biceps) "Because the pythons are out."

Dr. Giganto · 11-10-2004, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DMW

"Don't go to the zoo."

"Why not?"

(flex biceps) "Because the pythons are out."

hahahaha...that one's pretty good

By the way, I was at the gym yesterday and one of the guys who works there was lifting after his shift was over. It was so annoying because he was so obviously trying to draw attention to himself. He was walking around in a tank-top with his chest all puffed out, and when he was spotting his workout partner, he was basically yelling "C'MON!!! PUSH!!!!!". Then he was flexing in front of the mirrors and constantly asking people how he looks. It was so fucking annoying

Miakal · 11-10-2004, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister D

hahahaha...that one's pretty good

By the way, I was at the gym yesterday and one of the guys who works there was lifting after his shift was over. It was so annoying because he was so obviously trying to draw attention to himself. He was walking around in a tank-top with his chest all puffed out, and when he was spotting his workout partner, he was basically yelling "C'MON!!! PUSH!!!!!". Then he was flexing in front of the mirrors and constantly asking people how he looks. It was so fucking annoying

I was just trying to make friends.

AudioSavior · 11-10-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister D

hahahaha...that one's pretty good

By the way, I was at the gym yesterday and one of the guys who works there was lifting after his shift was over. It was so annoying because he was so obviously trying to draw attention to himself. He was walking around in a tank-top with his chest all puffed out, and when he was spotting his workout partner, he was basically yelling "C'MON!!! PUSH!!!!!". Then he was flexing in front of the mirrors and constantly asking people how he looks. It was so fucking annoying

It is not hard to tell that no one in that gym is going to like this guy at all. All the guys at my gym do is stare at each other quietly or idle chit chat. Most of the big guys are trainers and know better then to act like a turd.

The Strange One · 11-10-2004, 01:46 PM

I saw an investigative report on one of those news magazine shows (like 20/20 or Dateline) that said that many personal trainers get into that line of work to become high-priced prostitutes and gigilos. They work as personal trainers in gyms to scout rich people to hook up with.

I guess that gives a whole new meaning to "squat-thrusts," eh? :bigwink:

Randy Orton · 11-10-2004, 03:56 PM

i would never go to a gym.

Disco Raheem · 11-10-2004, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by IdaMAN

All the guys at my gym do is stare at each other quietly

:weirdo:

11-10-2004, 02:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
AznPeoplesChamp WWE Mid Carder Status: Offline Join Date: Sep 2004 My Local Time: Posts: 715 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 4	Anyone know any good "workout" lines or pickup lines? I have some I use in the gym just to my friends. There are: Do you have a bandaid? Cause I'm cut Do you have a dictionary? For this (looks at muscles) definition. Dude...I almost got suspended today....for bringing my guns(flexes) to school. I good pickup line I use is: If i were the alphabet..I'd put U and I together. tee hee hee. Haha...kinda lame. But have you guys heard any others or know any?

11-10-2004, 01:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Strange One Scoop of poo from me 2 U! Status: Offline Join Date: Feb 2004 My Local Time: Location: Yo mama's bedroom! Posts: 188 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 5	I saw an investigative report on one of those news magazine shows (like 20/20 or Dateline) that said that many personal trainers get into that line of work to become high-priced prostitutes and gigilos. They work as personal trainers in gyms to scout rich people to hook up with. I guess that gives a whole new meaning to "squat-thrusts," eh? :bigwink:
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Disco Raheem Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2001 My Local Time: Posts: 3,510 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 11	Hahahaha, pick up lines are stupid, but those workout lines are funny, me and my friends always act like real stupid toughnuts, it's so funny, and I'm gonna steal those lines.

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DMW Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Nov 2000 My Local Time: Location: New York, NY Posts: 1,615 vBookie Cash: 500 Casino Cash: $250 Rep Power: 9	"Don't go to the zoo." "Why not?" (flex biceps) "Because the pythons are out."

Anyone know any good "workout" lines or pickup lines?

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