You know you're from Boston if.....

AudioSavior

Came across this and thought you guys might get a laugh.

>>You Know You're From Boston If...
>>1. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
>>2. You think crosswalks are for babies
>>3. Khaki's are something you start the car with
>>4. You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or they're from out of town (and probably lost)
>>5. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds
>>6. If you hear someone say "pahk the cah in hahvad yahd" one more time you're going to bitch slap them upside the head.
>>7. Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere"
>>8. You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is
touching the car in front of you.
>>9. You know that a yellow light means at least 5
more cars can get through
>>10. And that a red light means 2 more can.
>>11. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
>>12. Subway is a fast food place.
>>13. The transportation system is known as the "T", and only the "T"
>>14. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa.
>>15. There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 minutes of your house.
>>16. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
>>17. When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino", you know what they're talking about (and believe in it too)
>>18. You know what the blinking red light atop the Hancock tower means in
the summer.
>>19. You think of Rhode Island as the "deep south"
>>20. You think the Yankee's suck.
>>21. You believe using a turn signal "gives away your plan to the
enemy"
>>22. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have
3 names
>>23. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second
the light turned green.
>>24. You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second
the light turned green.
>>25. All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experiences.
>>26. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
>>27. Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"
>>28. 3 days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave" and 63 degree
weather is "wicked warm".
>>29. $15 to park is a bargain
>>30. You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress try to do "the Boston accent" in a movie - if you don't have it, you're never gonna get it
right, even if you were born here.
>>31. The word wicked was a major part of your vocab. along with calling
chocolate sprinkles at the ice cream shop Jimmy's!

DMW

Funny stuff. I particularly like this one:

Disco Raheem

What I found funny was that Simon just posted about how he hates asian drivers, and the other day called me "wicked fucking annoying". Simon being my only knowledge of what a Boston person is like. Was Frasier from Boston? And that guy from MASH, the annoying guy that was like Frasier?

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Some are way off based. (Like the Bambino curse bullshit) but some are dead on.

Here are my favorites.



You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or they're from out of town (and probably lost)


The transportation system is known as the "T", and only the "T"


There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 minutes of your house. (and they always have at least one customer at all times)



You know what the blinking red light atop the Hancock tower means in
the summer. (It means the Red Sox game has been canceled)

You believe using a turn signal "gives away your plan to the
enemy"

Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Actually Disco, the character Fraiser is nothing like a typical Bostonian. He is a tool.

And yeah, we say Wicked and Dude A lot.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

i say nigga alot but taht be about it. i ain't be talkin all that wicked shit.

AudioSavior

Ya, gawd forbid you use slang or say things people might not understand.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

fo sho IDA know how dis nigga be doin it in the hood

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Here is the "Ghetto" town that Rambo lives in. lol

http://www.stonehammarealestate.com/

Mr. Hyde

Yo Knucka, you aint been to the Sto in awhile. Dis place be bein' lit up year round wit gats. yo you betta recognize, simon. this ain' no mu'fuckin' white town BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATTTTTTTTCH!