Fun facts!

Mr. Hyde

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.


LONGEST PUBES

Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.


MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.


ZITS

In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.


WORST DRINK

The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.


MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL

This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Pussy Pump'.


GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.


LONGEST TURD

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.


MOST PROLONGED FART

Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds



Who woulda thought someone would find a new use for a football?

Dr. Giganto

where'd you get all this?

pretty surprising, by the way, that Peter North doesnt own the ejaculation records

Mr. Hyde

http://www.expage.com/toptentrojan1


But it's all over the web. That's just one of the pages that had them listed.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

i am glad now have all those fact to use in order to impress people

Papa Shango

Well you have nothing else to impress people with..

Other fun facts include:

The Book that is the most purchased is the Bible... the Book that shoplifted more than any other book is also The Bible.

The word "pornography" comes from the Greek meaning the "writings of prostitutes."

The term 'Life Begins at 40' originated from the myth told of Venus, the goddess of fire. Venus had many servants who, once they reached the age of 40, were dismissed from their services.

Beds were much much shorter in medeival times. So short in fact that people would have to sit-up in bed, as opposed to laying down flat. This was because if Death was to pass your window, he would think that because you were sitting up in bed, you were not yet asleep.. so he could not claim you.

Disco Raheem

Wouldn't the tampon soak up all the drink?