Surprise on my voicemail!

Mr. Hyde

Ahhhh this is a nice one.

So anyway, I wake up this morning and I have voice mail.... I think to myself "Why the fuck do I have voice mail? Why didn't the phone wake me up?" It turns out that a girl I work with was fucking around with my phone while we were smoking and she accidentally put it on vibrate.

Anyway, I get this voice message...... Apparently some dude thinks I've been fooling around with his chick. Now I'm only half awake when I listen to this message so I'm not really paying attention to it. The first time I listened to it, all I heard was "If I see you with my fucking girlfriend again, I'm going to beat the living shit out of you. You're a fucking punk ass little bitch." At this point, I'm thinking "What the fuck????" I didn't really know what to make of it. I hung out with a girl last week, but we're just friends and even if she had a psychotic boyfriend following us around, I can't see why he would get pissed about it. Well anyway, I was about to call her up to see if she could shed this light on the situation. Anyway, I decided to listen to the message again first. It turns out that he had the wrong number. He thinks I'm some guy named Wayne. This isn't the first time I've received a call at this number for someone looking for "Wayne." Anyway, do you think I should call the motherfucker back and mess around with him a bit? Or should I just let it go? The temptation is just too much for me, but I also don't want to get Wayne killed.

Boz

Call him back and threaten the bastard. Have fun!

Freak

Didn't you, or someone else, tell an almost identical story to this a few weeks ago?

Disco Raheem

When I got my new phone, in the first month I recieved about 5-6 calls for someone else.

The last time it happened, I traced the number interstate, and jumped on the first plane. It didn't take me long to find the house of the perpetrator, and a quick taxi ride later I was there. After knocking on the front door, some stupid old grandma answered, and gasped once she glanced at my rippling, shiny muscles.

"Are you the one who was looking for Matthew?" I asked her. She was still gaping in awe of my beautiful physique, but managed to nod her head. I kicked the old bag right in the crotch, and then smashed her over the head with her walker.

I then went into her house and found her phone, which wasn't even cordless. Stupid old bitch can't even get with the times. I ripped the phone out of the socket, and went back to the hallway where Granny lay moaning. I knocked her around the head a few times with the phone, and then picked up her now bleeding cranium.

"Look bitch, Matthew doesn't have this number anymore, and if he wants it back, you tell him to come and get it!"

I left her house around this point, after going through her fridge for a feed. Bitch didn't even have any cake, so I went down to the cake shop to get something good. I recognized the girl behind the counter, as she happened to have recently been featured in an FHM. Not that I read that faggot magazine, but I saw an ad.

She told me if I fucked her I could have the cake for free. I didn't plan on paying anyway, but all this ass kicking fury had made me horny as well as hungry. I thrashed her for about an hour while I ate my cake, then left back for home.

No one has rang me up looking for Matthew since.

Mr. Hyde

No. A couple months back when I first got my phone, I got a weird voice message and posted about it. But it was nothing like this one. I thought it was worthy of talking about. When you receive a voice message like that, you basically have control of the whole situation. You can do a lot of damage to people. Not that I would though

Dr. Giganto

I just pictured that scenario with the guy in your avatar...not a pretty sight

Matt S.

I once got a text message when I was single at the time having been dumped about four days previously (we ended up arguing quite a bit) from a random number that said "But I love you, it can't be over".

I replied "I hate you and never want to see you again. Goodbye".

I was pissed off, it was the sixth message I've recieved from them, and was feeling sorry for myself.

But I still find it sadly satisfying :lol:

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