Anonymous text message stories

Crockerinho · 05-11-2004, 06:44 AM

Just got some text messages from an unknown number. First one said "Eat me!" and I thought it might just be one of my mates with a new phone or something, so as a reflex I sent the ol' "Who is this?" reply.

About 10 minutes later I got a rather sordid reply saying "I want to make love to your hand, then I'm gunna put your balls in my mouth and massage them with my tongue... then afterwards lick the cream off your trouser leg"

It's been silent since, I'm not in the mood to reply because I gotta say initially the missus wasn't happy with that second one. She's cooled now though...

killeoin · 05-11-2004, 11:32 AM

yeah, am, why did you tell the missus again? Are you that insecure that you needed to make the poor women (women right yeah?) jealous?

Mr. Hyde · 05-11-2004, 01:52 PM

Some dude called my phone and left a message for his girlfriend. He obviously had the wrong number and didn't know. I don't have my voice on my answering machine so they didn't know they had the wrong number. Anyway, I called the dude back and started yelling at him. Saying shit like "Don't you fucking call my girlfriend again!" The guy was ripped. I'm pretty sure he was black (he called me a cracka on numerous occasions) and he made a few death threats and hung up. Not 10 minutes later, the phone rings again but I don't answer it. He leaves another message. It was fucking comedy. The dude was practically crying saying "Tina I really love you. How could you do this to me? If you wanted out of the relationship........" At this point, I decided to call him back and tell him that I really wasn't nailing his girlfriend. He just had the wrong number. He was more relieved than pissed off.

This has nothing to do with text messages. But I felt it was worth mentioning.

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05-11-2004, 11:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
killeoin Indy Wrestler Status: Offline Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 151 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 5	yeah, am, why did you tell the missus again? Are you that insecure that you needed to make the poor women (women right yeah?) jealous?

05-11-2004, 01:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Hyde GOD Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,362 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 8	Some dude called my phone and left a message for his girlfriend. He obviously had the wrong number and didn't know. I don't have my voice on my answering machine so they didn't know they had the wrong number. Anyway, I called the dude back and started yelling at him. Saying shit like "Don't you fucking call my girlfriend again!" The guy was ripped. I'm pretty sure he was black (he called me a cracka on numerous occasions) and he made a few death threats and hung up. Not 10 minutes later, the phone rings again but I don't answer it. He leaves another message. It was fucking comedy. The dude was practically crying saying "Tina I really love you. How could you do this to me? If you wanted out of the relationship........" At this point, I decided to call him back and tell him that I really wasn't nailing his girlfriend. He just had the wrong number. He was more relieved than pissed off. This has nothing to do with text messages. But I felt it was worth mentioning.

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