Mike Tyson Quotes

AudioSavior

If you ever doubted Mike Tyson's sanity,this might clear it up for you LOL. He is seriously disturbed. Some of them are funny as hell though.





"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

(This one had potential until the last line LOL)

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn."


"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian." ( HAHA, never been there )

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." (ya fur sure :roll: )

?[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.? (naturally)

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." :eek:


"He was screaming like my wife." ( HAHAHAHA )

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." ( He starts off so normal lol )

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right." ( Ok Tison )

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain." [/b]

Quack Handle

He's smarter than you think, he has some really intelligent things to say.

Dr. Giganto

Two of my favorites that werent mentioned above:

"I take my hand off to him"

"I think he was crying during the fight. He was making womanly gestures, he was like UGHHHH!!!!"

Boz

Who could forget

"I'm gonna eat yo' children."

AudioSavior

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Quack Handle

I was gonnna rip his heart out, I'm the best ever
I'm the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been
My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable
And I'm just ferocious, I want your heart!
I wanna eat your children, praise be to Allah!


lol.

Quack Handle

My favourite...


"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a f**king hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."

Dr. Giganto

he may be smarter than he gets credit for, but he's definitely got emotional problems, especially as far as women are concerned

Bill Simmons (a.k.a. the Sports Guy) wrote a good article about a year ago talking about a day he spent with Tyson, and how much he was pleasantly surprised by the experience. It's a good read...i'll try to find it and post a link

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

i thought it was funny when he said that wish he had raped the bitch that accused him of raping her.

Mr. Hyde

I went to a site once that had a ton of Tyson quotes. The guy's insane. And yeah Rambo, that quote about raping that bitch was definitly the best. A lot of people may have thought it was out of line. But I thought it was totally appropriate. He went to prison because of this bitch.