JVN'er "Real Life" Live thread.

IRALB · 10-14-2003, 02:00 AM

Uh, yep.

skinartia · 10-14-2003, 09:19 AM

[quote:post_uid1="Miakal"]Get some KY Jelly at the store. Put some of that on your finger and in her cave. Finger #### her for a good while, slowly increasing the number of fingers you are using until that sweet, sweet cave is more open.

Eventually stick your johnson in there but be careful. Go really, really slow (barely moving, just let her get comfortable). She'll loosen up eventually.[/quote:post_uid1]
Yeah Bouchie, this is your best chance. If you can, maybe get her a vibrator...not like a major thick porn star one but a realistic sized one. Vibe her clit up & slowly push it in. If you can get that bad boy in, pull it our & slide your man-meat in.

Definitely go slow. That's the main thing. If you're monster-sized for circumfrence, well, she's going to be in some pain anyway. There might be some tearing (hey, I'm the only one here with a vagina so I can give a realistic standpoint) and she'll probably wince in pain. If you keep it a slow pace, it's still going to hurt! Her body just has to get used to it but try to make sure she doesn't associate sex with pain or else she's not going to want to do it again. This one time, I couldn't sit properly for a few days after 'cause of thickness.

Oh, and watch out for blood.

::skinartia::

Dr. Giganto · 10-14-2003, 09:37 AM

why is it that miakal's advice turned me on more than skin's? :0

skinartia · 10-14-2003, 10:00 AM

*lol* Probably because I mentioned the reality of tearing & blood.

::skinartia::

Miakal · 10-14-2003, 02:02 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Mister D"]why is it that miakal's advice turned me on more than skin's? :0[/quote:post_uid0]
I think we know why

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Quack Handle · 10-14-2003, 03:32 PM

Better to start with someone who aint a virgin. Tell her to start fingering herself or something, lol.

Miakal · 10-14-2003, 03:36 PM

Well, I know this is kind of disgusting Bouchie but maybe you could have her #### Dave for awhile. Dave has a dick which is inbetween normal and insanely tiny. This way she'll get loosened up without getting hurt. Also, after Dave you will seem like a super stud to her.

Quack Handle · 10-14-2003, 03:39 PM

;) good thinking.

Bouchie · 10-14-2003, 05:46 PM

LOL. Some rather unique advice here. I believe things to go better this weekend. Thanks people!

Quack Handle · 10-15-2003, 09:13 AM

Just go for it, #### her. ;)

10-14-2003, 02:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
IRALB Too cool for school Status: Offline Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 2,320 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 41	Uh, yep.
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10-14-2003, 09:19 AM	#12 (permalink)
skinartia Bod Mod God Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,815 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 7	[quote:post_uid1="Miakal"]Get some KY Jelly at the store. Put some of that on your finger and in her cave. Finger #### her for a good while, slowly increasing the number of fingers you are using until that sweet, sweet cave is more open. Eventually stick your johnson in there but be careful. Go really, really slow (barely moving, just let her get comfortable). She'll loosen up eventually.[/quote:post_uid1] Yeah Bouchie, this is your best chance. If you can, maybe get her a vibrator...not like a major thick porn star one but a realistic sized one. Vibe her clit up & slowly push it in. If you can get that bad boy in, pull it our & slide your man-meat in. Definitely go slow. That's the main thing. If you're monster-sized for circumfrence, well, she's going to be in some pain anyway. There might be some tearing (hey, I'm the only one here with a vagina so I can give a realistic standpoint) and she'll probably wince in pain. If you keep it a slow pace, it's still going to hurt! Her body just has to get used to it but try to make sure she doesn't associate sex with pain or else she's not going to want to do it again. This one time, I couldn't sit properly for a few days after 'cause of thickness. Oh, and watch out for blood. ::skinartia::
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10-14-2003, 10:00 AM	#14 (permalink)
skinartia Bod Mod God Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,815 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 7	lol Probably because I mentioned the reality of tearing & blood. ::skinartia::
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10-14-2003, 02:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	[quote:post_uid0="Mister D"]why is it that miakal's advice turned me on more than skin's? :0[/quote:post_uid0] I think we know why ::
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10-14-2003, 03:36 PM	#17 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Well, I know this is kind of disgusting Bouchie but maybe you could have her #### Dave for awhile. Dave has a dick which is inbetween normal and insanely tiny. This way she'll get loosened up without getting hurt. Also, after Dave you will seem like a super stud to her.
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