Favorite Simpsons quotes.

Bouchie

I know this was done before but I thought it'd be fun. I have so many favorites but I'll start with this one:

Ned: Ahah, Homer, uh, all those things you've borrowed from me over the years, you know, the tv trays, power sanders, the downstairs bathtub, are you going to be needing those things in Cypress Creek.
Homer: Yes.
Ned: Uhuhu..
Homer: Okely...Dokely
Ned: Okely Dokely!

Matt S.

Homer was watching a video with Bart and Lisa trying to explain something to do with Homer (I forget what), but it didn't.

Homer: That didn't explain anything...come on kids, let's go home

Lisa: But we are home...

Homer: That was quick

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Bouchie

Oh yeah that was that Mr. Sparkle commerical where the logo looked like Homer.


When Ned went nuts and Homer was called in to help him he read the following from a card:

"Past instances, in which I professed to like you, were fraudulent."

Drunksader

How about this one?

Homer :

"Marge, I can't do that. Everytime I try to learn something new it pushes something old out of my head. Remember that time I took that home winemaking class and forgot how to drive?

Marge: "That's because you were DRUNK!"

Homer: "And how!"

Bouchie

Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers!
Smithers: Somebody down here likes you too, sir!
Burns: Shut up!

Creep

Homer: "Me Lose Brain? Uh Oh!"

Classic.

Bouchie

Lisa: I'll get us out of this. Say dad, wanna go see my project for the school science fair?

Homer: No Lisa... but I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast!

Invictus

Principal Skinner: Ralph you're failing English
Ralph Wiggum : Me fail English, thats unpossible

Or
When Homer starts his home sugar business
Marge: Homer, Mr Smithers just called, he said if you don't go in on Friday, don't bother coming in on Monday
Homer: Whooo Four Day weekend

Pure class

Bouchie

Cecil: Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels!

Cletus: Mr. Terwilliger. Come quick, there's trouble down to the ce-ment mixer, sir! See cousin Merl and me was playing fetch with Geech... that's our old smell hound..

Merl: Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger!

Skittlaz

I'm not sure which episode this is from...

Bart has a metal detector and is placing it over his grandpa.

Grandpa: *detector beeps over leg* "Korean War."
*detector beeps over arm* "World War 2."
*detector beeps over head* "That's news to me!"