The Dave Report

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You want a ####ing report?

J-M still lives at home with his parents and lives on benefits. Despite his claims he is not a gangsta, but lives on a farm in a wealthy area of Wales known as Merthyr Shitville.

We have had many different and conflicting reports as to the wealthfare of Bike, it was reported a few days ago that he may have taken a bad fall off his bike, but insiders are playing it up as just speculation.

Skinartia has successfully gotten through a week without posting about her sex life, we are told.

Freak is taking a break from the forum, an official statement by his lawyer claims the "mysterious one" needs time to get his head together. Despite this forum moderator Drunksader is claiming he is having a breakdown.

Simon is on his way to getting back to full fitness after suffering a major blow to one of his topics a few days back whilst still recovering from a similar incidents.

Miakal has publically announced that Matt S is a poster for the future. While many laugh him off as a joke and question many of his topics, Miakal is insitant with time and under the right guidance he will soon be a big time player.

Finally, Mr Hyde was restricted earlier this week, and the sports forum was also deleted. In light of these decisions and happening Miakals integrity, IS being questioned.

Thats all faggots!

not sure if this is allowed here, move it to nhb if not.

skinartia

*LMAO* This was a ####in' great report!

::skinartia::

"I hate every bone in your body but mine.
I can't wait 'til I can hate you tonight."

~Poison

Matt S.

I'm laughed off as a joke?

I've told you, apart from me...the open forum is...for losers!

Come on Helena, I've got a match to prepare for, because I'm Matt S. and I...GOT...STYLE!

Past live: The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Placebo, Hank Marvin & The Shadows, Kasabian, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Glitterati, The Zutons, Wu-Tang Clan, Starstailor, The Libertines, Muse, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Scissor Sisters, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Wet Wet Wet, The Bravery, PJ Harvey, Kings of Leon, Pixies, Snow Patrol, McFly, Busted, Sucioperro, The Ordinary Boys Alamos, Texas, The Subways, The Boxer Rebellion, Dogs, The Raveonettes, The Proclaimers, Embrace, Annie Lennox, The Thrills, Feeder, Bob Geldof, Faithless, Midge Ure, The Alabama 3, Morning Runner, The Magic Numbers, Keane, The Go! Team, Mull Historical Society, British Sea Power, The Coral, Editors, Foo Fighters, Nine Black Alps, Eagles of Death Metal, Bright Eyes, The Tears, Devlin Love, My Latest Novel, Teenage Fanclub, Idlewild and more. Up And Coming Gigs: Nine Black Alps, The Longcut, The Zico Chain, Stellastarr*, The Twenty-Twos, Alamos

Bouchie

And here I thought this 'Dave Report' would adequately feed Matt S.'s swelling ego. Guess there's just no pleasing HH..I mean, Matt S.

Matt S.

[quote:post_uid0="Bouchie"]And here I thought this 'Dave Report' would adequately feed Matt S.'s swelling ego. Guess there's just no pleasing HH..I mean, Matt S. [/quote:post_uid0]
Shut up, you're nothing than middle-card crap, who I can bury again and again and again.

I ain't jobbing to anyone bitch!

Past live: The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Placebo, Hank Marvin & The Shadows, Kasabian, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Glitterati, The Zutons, Wu-Tang Clan, Starstailor, The Libertines, Muse, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Scissor Sisters, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Wet Wet Wet, The Bravery, PJ Harvey, Kings of Leon, Pixies, Snow Patrol, McFly, Busted, Sucioperro, The Ordinary Boys Alamos, Texas, The Subways, The Boxer Rebellion, Dogs, The Raveonettes, The Proclaimers, Embrace, Annie Lennox, The Thrills, Feeder, Bob Geldof, Faithless, Midge Ure, The Alabama 3, Morning Runner, The Magic Numbers, Keane, The Go! Team, Mull Historical Society, British Sea Power, The Coral, Editors, Foo Fighters, Nine Black Alps, Eagles of Death Metal, Bright Eyes, The Tears, Devlin Love, My Latest Novel, Teenage Fanclub, Idlewild and more. Up And Coming Gigs: Nine Black Alps, The Longcut, The Zico Chain, Stellastarr*, The Twenty-Twos, Alamos

Bouchie

You dumbass. We're not in the efed forum now. Break character for god's sake.

Besides, we all know that the only reason you're the Global champ is because you post in there like 5 times a day. If I had nothing better to do than RP that much then I'd be the global champ.