Britney comes clean about virginity

Quack Handle

[i:post_uid0]Britney Spears has finally admitted she is not a virgin but is adamant that ex-boyfriend Dave the Game of KYN fame, is the only man she's ever had sex with.

Her personal life has long been the subject of public scrutiny after she famously denounced the idea of sex before marriage.

However, America's pop princess is not terribly impressed that he has told everyone about their most intimate moments.

According to reports, 21-year-old Britney told a US magazine: "I've only slept with one person my whole life. It was two years into my relationship with Dave and I thought he was the one.

"But I was wrong! I didn't think he was gonna go on No Holds Barred, and sell me out" she said, referring to the famous new protected forum on KYN

DDG has said the reason behind their split was "because she was wanting to get married and I didn't."

The Louisiana girl, who said that "sex is a spiritual experience", also laughed off recent reports of a romance with new KYN Administrator Miakal.

She said: "Yes, I kissed him! Of course I did! He's the cutest, hottest thing in the world, wooh! He's such a bad boy. But it was nothing serious."

Britters also pooh-poohed her bad-girl reputation, despite furiously puffing away on a cigarette throughout the entire interview, according to reports.
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:0 naughty naughy!

Discuss.

Miakal

She failed to mention where that kiss to Miakal was.

Quack Handle

Yes I was wondering too, I mean if it was on the cheek fair enough but on the lips, it would depend what type of a kiss it was! :0