What did you do this weekend?

Papa Shango

Alright, we all talk to each other here on KYN about something or other and we all know each others general fellings on somethingbut we dont really know too much about what we do when we are off the board.

So I ask the question.. What did you do this weekend.. anything exciting? or was it just another day at the office?

Here's what I got up to Starting from Friday evening. I waited for my friend Chris to call down so we could go up the pub about 7. It was pretty quiet in the pub because two of our friends are on holiday, and because they were on holiday the Darts game had been called off.. and thus alot of other people stayed away.

So me Chris and our other friend Chris and his brother Paul decided to travel to a few other pubs. We went to the one down the road where I met Judith who i havent seen for years who happens to be a lesbian (she is my ex 'father-in-law' if that makes any sense) SHe was quite drunk and because i wasnt on the same level as her yet I found her quite intolerable. WE bumped into some other idiots i hadnt seen for years and just talked general bullshit for an hour before we ####ed off to the next pub where two of my mates promptly disappeared to a back room to partake in some drugs. Me and Paul ####ed off back to our original location and met Dennis.. who had been kicked out of his home for beating up his brother.. apparently he was living in a tunnel and eating grass.. .but he could somehow afford a bellyfull of beer. We laughed at his misfortune for the rest of the night and then went home.

Saturday morning came and I was waiting for a phone call from my boss who was due to go on holiday and owes me a weeks pay.. needless to say he ####ed off to greece with a hundred pounds of my money in tow so i left an abusive message on his answer phone. I cleaned up a huge pile of dog turd in the kitchen and then sat down and did literally nothing all day apart from play games on the Xbox or gamecube.

Sunday Morning came and i cleaned up yet another pile of dog sh*t in the kitched only it was alot runnier this time so i wasnt amused. I sat on my arse for most of the day until Chris came again about 7:30 to back to the pub. Again the Sunday darts game was off because everyone was sunning it up so we just sat around and talked general bollocks until I ran out of money about midnight and reluctantly walked home.


And that was my weekend! pretty sh*t really but life aint all fun and excitement.. surely someone had a better weekend than me!

Miakal

I saw my nephew this weekend. My grandma enjoys telling the family that he looks just like me (see: the word nephew).

I shagged my chick friend a few times. Nothing too exciting.

Sunday Night I watched the history channel for about 8 hours. They had all this sh*t about Adolf Hitler and Nazis in America.

The next day (which isn't the weekend, I realize) I purchased tires and a battery for my car. I put the battery in myself which sucked because I had to remove the windshield wiper storage thing to get to it, and it was about 1,000 degrees inside the garage.