So I Got This New Dumbbell Set For My Birthday

**Spinoff360** · 02-09-2012, 07:30 AM

Not sure if this is the best place to post this or not but anyway...... I almost threw out the paper showing excercises you can do since who needs it but then something caught my eye.....

WTF is this even trying to tell me to do? I can't tell where the dumbbell is even factoring into this picture and there was no English paper in the box and just this one which was in French (****ing Canada bull****). It is the last step and all I can even begin to guess is that it is a diagram showing that by lifting weights instead of using steroids you avoid steroid penis. But the side effect is it might eat people

Ed · 02-09-2012, 08:26 AM

When I first saw that picture I thought 'damn that dudes got a big ****'

Yeah can't see where the dumbbell factors in at all

**MorbidTakerFan** · 02-09-2012, 10:05 AM

WTF

damn frenchies and their sexual propaganda and of all places in a weight equipment instruction manual.

**heel316** · 02-09-2012, 11:01 AM

you are holding the dumb bell behind your head

but the pic is sure lol

**Inogenius** · 02-09-2012, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by heel316

you are holding the dumb bell behind your head

but the pic is sure lol

You actually hold it beside your head, and then bend over. It'll work your lower/middle back, and also your shoulders, and chest from having to hold the dumb bell up.

**indyfan** · 02-09-2012, 01:26 PM

Hey Im half french you pricks. It's pretty easy to understand. The paper may be showing you other exercises that don't require weights.(Most weight sets come with a exercise manuals that show exercises with weights and without) or like others have said, hold the weight behind/beside your head. I'm not sure how anyone thought this was sexually explicit. Its clearly showing a guy bending forward and coming back up. Its an exercise for your lower back.

I need to ask.. if you are from Canada and live outside of Quebec, why would you buy a weight set that clearly seems as if it was from Quebec? And if you live in Quebec, you should know French.

**RawBar** · 02-09-2012, 02:57 PM

LOL,, this reminds me of when I was hitting puberty, and the chest exercises and chant I used to do - " We must, we must, we must increase our bust - the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater.."

Rawbar
aka
Christa

**Postman Dave** · 02-09-2012, 03:04 PM

the hell is going on here? Were those dumb bells for your dick?

**BenWah** · 02-10-2012, 02:51 AM

Have you had a shadow man come out of your crotch while using these dumbbells? I believe it to be a warning.

**Spinoff360** · 02-10-2012, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by indyfan

I need to ask.. if you are from Canada and live outside of Quebec, why would you buy a weight set that clearly seems as if it was from Quebec? And if you live in Quebec, you should know French.

I didn't buy it it was a gift but they got them in Calgary and the box like usual is a half & half but for whatever reason the only paper inside was this French sexual propaganda

I hate the bilingual laws in this country TBH. Fine have laws like that in the East but what does it have to do with Western Canada when New France never reached this far and has nothing at all to do with our history? Making my movie and game cases look trashy with all the damn extra text I can't even read