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Old 10-11-2006, 03:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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CV nob jockey!!
This CV came to light to me earlier today, basically the story goes that this guy is a Vale graduate who sent an 11 page (!!) resume to UBS along with a "movie" about himself.

This has been removed once already from youtube under a cease and decist order, however it's back on there for a while because some fat fingered idiot has mispelt his name.

Watch it and save it quickly. If the thread needs moving please do so pen pusher mod types!!

Edit:Edit - Video was removed pretty quickly. -J.C.

Edit: Movie added to thread.
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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In his 11 page resumé Vayner claims that he: runs a charitable organization, is the CEO of an investment firm and has written a book on the Holocaust, among other things. Independent research has shown many of these claims to be false. His book was at least partially plagiarized, his investment firm's website lists a non-existent address and the charitable organization is using an unauthorized Charity Navigator logo.
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I tried to watch this video but after about 5 minutes I really saw nothing funny. What is the big deal?
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I tried to watch this video but after about 5 minutes I really saw nothing funny. What is the big deal?
He'll have to elaborate as youtube took the video down again.

Expect this quite often as now that they're owned by google they'll be trying to avoid as many lawsuits as they can.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I tried to watch this video but after about 5 minutes I really saw nothing funny. What is the big deal?
Lol, and that my lord is the case for the prosecution of young Dak Dakster!!
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol, and that my lord is the case for the prosecution of young Dak Dakster!!
I probably didn't watch it long enough. The guy appeared to be an idiot but I got bored because I didn't see anything funny so I quit watching.
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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????????? What's going on? I don't understand, I'm a little slow, thanks.
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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????????? What's going on? I don't understand, I'm a little slow, thanks.
I don't know what the hell is going on either.

But when I questioned it DK acted like I was retarded or something.....oh well.
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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here is the video of it

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10/10/2006 - Yale University senior Aleksey Vayner sent this video along with an 11 page resume to the HR offices of a prominent New York Investment Bank. Both the video and the resume were then forwarded to pretty much every single person who works on wall street. You think he's gonna get the job?
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