Felix

Went to a party with some friend, met a girl who I had been wanting to date and we ended up in the bathroom messing around. My buddy who had throw the party knocked on the door and offered a bedroom to us, which we took him up on.. Little did I know, he had slid the bed next to the window, opened the blinds and even went as far as setting up seating outside so everyone could watch... Everyone stayed quite, Or I was so into it I didn't notice, but at the end cheers and applauding filled the air. I looked out the window and was completely shocked at the 100+ people that had been watching the whole time.

Asides from that, one other time I was at a girls house who's mother had gone to the beach for the weekend. My friend had come over because the girl I was seeing had another friend staying with her. We had dinner, a few drinks, and me and my girl went to one bedroom, my buddy and the other girl there went to another... 20 minutes or so and someone is knocking on the front door. She runs out and looks through the peep, it's her father (Her parents were divorced)... She runs in and tells me and my buddy to hid in the closet, so we're in there trying to get dress and she's out in the living room talking to her father. Apparently he heard us when he was outside the door because next thing I know he's looking all over, through the bedrooms, bathrooms.. I can just hear doors opening and closing and the girl telling her father no one else was there.

Next thing I know the closet door opens and her father (Which BTW was this big puerto rican dude) is about to kill us. We ran right past him and as I did, I felt his foot go right up my ass but I kept on running right out the front door... Was the scariest thing ever but now when I think about it, damn was that funny. If I could have seen the look on my face when he first opened that door, and then when he literally kicked me in the ass on the way out.. that would have been priceless!

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Raoul The Duke

One time I was having sex on the floor and the chick's dog kept trying to join us. I would try to get him away from us but it would just lick my hand.

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xChumChumx

About two years back this girl and I had been going steady for almost a year. She was a total nymphomaniac and always asked for sex in the car. So we went to Best Buy, which had a very slow incoming of visitors for its location and she insisted on doing it 69 style in her backseat. She was all like, "I haven't been feeling too well..." which I was like "Ok?" Well she starts going down and backs it up towards me. Little did I know when she meant she wasn't feeling good it was because she had some fecal matter in her crack. It was like this huge chunk of shit and I didn't want to be all like "What the fuck?!" and push her off. I loved the girl. So after a little while of holding my breath I finally suggested doing something else to finish. She agreed and I was finally ridden of the poop.

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Sir Nicky Talent

...........rofl

Good thing you guys didn't have


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Freak

This is the sweetest thing I have ever heard.

Jayman

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he deserves a medal for staying calm under pressure.

So, once you were cleaned up and done doing your act...did you eventually tell her about it? How did she figure out she had a "wiping issue"?

xChumChumx

I didn't tell her about it. I could only imagine the embarrassment over such a thing. She was sharing herself with me when she knew she wasn't feeling well. I couldn't be a jerk like that. Like I said, I loved her at the time. Now maybe if I knew a month before our anniversary she would cheat on me with some guy who worked with her I may have said something. But we cannot predict the future.

She wasn't feeling good all day so I guess she knew she had a "wiping issue". It was the only time it ever happened, but it is the most embarrassing story I've got. I'm also not one to talk a lot about my sex life.

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Beaker

I was sick and stuffy one day, when my ex was asking repeatedly for some lovin'. I gave in even though I knew it wouldn't end great. After a while, building up some steam and working off this cold, I eventually dripped some boogers on her face. Oh well!

MuffinMan

My first makeout was in the 8th grade with my then girlfriend whom I didn't like too much because I was pressured to both go out with her and makeout with her. Well, we madeout for about 10 seconds because I thought I was drowning. I ended it with a peck and pulled away, only to see the longest, fattest trail of spit connecting our lips. After about 2 of the most awkward seconds of my life, it finally broke off. I didn't grab it, so don't worry all my Bill Cosby fans(Please know what I'm talking about!). When it broke off my lips, the ENTIRE line went swinging her way like Indiana Jones on a rope swing. It smacked her chin and very slowly rolled down her neck. I haven't seen her to this day and I'm a 3rd year in high school.

Another one was aout 2 years ago. Long story short; I made a joke to a girl about oral over text to find out she was really willing to do it. So, the next day I met up with her around noon on a field and she quickly dropped to her knees and, well, you get the point. This lasted about 2 minutes without me being fully hard or finishing. It was both our first times with something like that and she thought she'd be bad at it. After reassuring her it was my first, she gained confidence. She ended up being worse than I expected. It felt as if I had submerged my reproductive organ in a bowl of mashed potatoes that were done microwaving and cooled for about 30 minutes. So, it was a little warm. I was bored, so much, infact, that I was actually looking around wondering if anyone was watching... and I was going to watch RAW that night. And, like I said before, she was doing it and the whole thing lasted about 2 minutes (without a hard-on or finishing..............


Then, the lunch bell rang.
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