Which animal...

Crest Fall · 09-28-2009, 05:33 PM

Let's say re-incarnation is possible. You did some stupid shit in your previous life and God isn't comfortable letting you come back as a human, but he thinks you're a cool enough dude to come back as an animal of your choice. What animal would you come back as and why?

As for me, I'd choose any of these...
-Shark, because sharks are awesome.
-Slow Loris! Have you seen these things? They're fucking adorable. I'd be the one at the zoo that bites all the handlers.
-Pigeon, so I could shit on whatever and whomever I want.
-Cockroach, so when Iran loses its fudge and blows everyone up I'll still be around.

Coxatron · 09-28-2009, 05:39 PM

Hmm. Good question.

I could see myself being a dog. Sleeping all day and doing nothing. I'm really good at that now so I'd be a pro dog.

Something big like a lion or a tiger so I could fug people up for intruding mah landz.

Pandas because they are pretty.

I wouldn't mind being a shark, too. Eatin' surferphags and the like. I'd do the Jaws theme right as I was about to devour someone's soul. Ftw.

Kayla · 09-28-2009, 05:50 PM

I'd end up being a penguin. Probably because I just really love the cold weather and who doesn't love penguins? Everyone loves penguins. If not that, probably a dog. They don't do much and neither do I. Or a koala bear. Those things are too freaking cute and they hang in trees all day like badasses. I wouldn't mind being a fish. A blue tang fish like Dory in Finding Nemo.

Dmac · 09-28-2009, 05:56 PM

That's a very good idea for a thread Crest tbh.

I'd probably choose Cat simply because of how well looked after they are, I mean even the ones without a home are looked after in different ways such as people being kind enough to leave food out for them. House cats on the other hand are spoiled and can go where they want, when they want.

Balla · 09-28-2009, 06:03 PM

i'd be a bear

The Pope · 09-28-2009, 06:04 PM

I'd be a koala.

Sleeping, eating, and living in Australia = fucking paradise.

Roxy · 09-28-2009, 06:09 PM

I' be a cat. I'd absoloutely love to be able to communicate with my pet, and I think if I was a cat just like her, we could have all kinds of conversations. Only downside would be the food, but then again, if I was a cat, i'd like it, though the thought of RABBIT AND GRAVY IN CHUNKS is a bit stomach turning.

The Pope · 09-28-2009, 06:12 PM

I'm sure if you were my mums cat you wouldn't had too much objections, she feeds him better food than I normally get.

Roxy · 09-28-2009, 06:18 PM

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I'm sure if you were my mums cat you wouldn't had too much objections, she feeds him better food than I normally get.

Haha~!

Eating the same thing, day after day, would be awful though. I'd still love to be a cat though, they're beautiful creatures, shame a majority of them aren't street smart though, when I walked to school, I use to often see them in the road, t'was horrible.

I'd also love to be a Polar Bear, but i'd starve to death because i'm too nice to eat seals. I'm also with the OP, being a Shark would be amazing, you'd be able to explore the depths of the ocean, heck, could even go and see the Titanic if you wanted too, only if you had the knowledge from your previous life though, wouldn't mean anything to you otherwise.

Dmac · 09-28-2009, 06:24 PM

Yeah I was going to mention that, that would be the main downside to being a cat... getting hit by vehicles.

By logic though, seeing as the thread is about coming back after being human, you would pretty much be smart enough to be very careful when it comes to roads. So that wouldn't really be a problem would it?

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