My birthday was last week (thanks a lot of for the well wishes, fuckers) so for the past month all I've been hearing from my relatives has been, "What do you want for your birthday?" Ideally I'd just want them to leave me alone. I don't like presents. I'm a little bit anal, which makes me hard to buy for, which means more than likely you're going to buy me something I don't like.
Now that my birthday has passed, I've found a solution. Instead of buying me presents, why don't they just buy themselves a present, with the money they would've spent on me? For example, for the past 3 years I've bought my mom some perfume for L. Ron Hubbard day (Basically Christmas). Instead of me buying it for her now, she could just buy it in replacement of a gift for me.
Get it?
I'm going to propose this idea to the relatives.