What are the biggest things that piss you off?

Tyler Durden

I don't know? I just used to think you were an Indian guy (a long time ago granted).

Shall I add another one just so that you can be "in it"?

6. Northerners

There you go, now go and do something with your wippet and let your pigeons fly about a bit

K Jay

But now I'm grouped with Crocker and Mikk and Half Boy. I just wanted my own section like Dak.

I had a sig, once.

Tyler Durden

Fine.

7. Dumbasses

There you go, you're all alone

Gigglypuff

Lmao!

Erin yeah - people who wear sunglasses indoors. Why do they want to risk walkin into sharo objects for the sake of 'looking cool' ??

Tyler Durden

Guys do it so they can ogle women's cleavages at parties without being spotted.

I, erm, heard

Gigglypuff

You heard right?

Guys usually think that we're oblivious to the ogling anyway (For some strange unknown reason - you honestly think we cant see your eyes looking down?) so why bother?

Tyler Durden

Maybe it's just the thought that we've "gotten away" with something!!

We're all little schoolboys deep down.....

Gigglypuff

Lol, maybe.

But whenever Ive called someone on it, they always 1) protest their innocence! and then 2) Be astounded that I have caught them.

Chewy

1. Yappy Dogs - Like Damn get a real dog thats not run by batterys already.

2. Kids That Hit you in the balls - Its like, Damn kids I need those to make more of you bastards later.

3. People who don't pay you back money and get mad if you ask them for the money - Its like shit, bitch better have my money already before I blow a cap in yo ass's Fa Sho Nigga.

4. DK - Only because he thinks hes hung like a horse, but in reality hes actually hung like a Gerbil in the north pole (thats being generous) - Its like Damn Boy get a Penis Extension already.

Tyler Durden

Chewster, I am hung like a horse. A seahorse bwahahaha.

Seriously though, I'm not surprised you thought it "gerbil like".

You were dressed in a gimp suit with a whole orange in your mouth and wearing crotchless leather trousers and nipple clamps. My dick was recoiling in horror!!