Buying the farm...

K Jay

Kicking the bucket. Up the one-way escalator.

Wanna know what's gonna be the death of you?

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

I had a sig, once.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

"While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death. "

Blitzkrieg

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

K Jay

Cheery aint it? I had appendix complications. Got off lucky really.

I had a sig, once.

B-Money

King of the Arcade

Christ, mine is just wrong!

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

Funny thing is my girlfriend just bought me a shiny new set of fireplace tools. I'm scared............

B-Money

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot

"You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull."

Not very complicated, is it?

The Half Boy

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

This is strange, because while shopping, a can of Campbells fell from the shelf and hit me in the face. Should I be worried?

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Erin

Monk's First Lady

While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away.

Sounds about right.

Chewy

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

It was probably Dak after he watched my porno, probably the one where I was banging Candice up her nice little ass, while grabing her tits and wearing a cowboy hat.