Joey Nicholas

**Tomas** · 12-16-2008, 08:55 PM

Name
Joey Nicholas

Nick Name
"The Real Deal"

D.O.B.
December 16th, 1985

Age
25

Place of Birth
Long Beach, CA

Currently Resides
Los Angeles, CA

Height:
5'11"

Weight:
223 lbs

Gimmick
Arrogant Veteran

Disposition
Heel

Appearance
Outside the ring: dresses in jeans and a button down shirt along with Oakley sunglasses.

In ring: Wears long legged tights.

Wrestling Style
Brawler/Showman

Wrestling Abilities
Charisma:1
Speed:2
Brawling:3
Power:4
Technical:5

Basic Moves
"Highlight of The Night" (Famouser)
"The Road to Destiny" (C4)
Standing Moonsault
Fishermen suplex
Release Belly-to-belly suplex

Signature Strike Moves
Flying spinning heel kick
Back-flip kick

Signature Submission Moves
Single legged Boston Crab
Argentine leglock

Finishing Moves
"The Deal Breaker" (Super kick)

Submission Finishing Move
"The Realization" (Cloverleaf)

CWA W-L-D Record
20-13-2

Career Highlights

Returned to the CWA at Uprising 2011 and cost the Ultimate Pain the World Heavyweight Championship
Left the CWA in mid August to pursue an acting career
Formed the first version of the Elite with the Future in early 2010
Lend a helping hand in banishing the Ultimate Pain from the CWA in 2009
First ever CWA X-Fly Champion
First and Last ever CWA World Lightweight Champion

Previous Experience: Wrestled the Indy circuit from the age of 18 to present

Injury History
N/A
Current Entrance Theme:

Hate Me Now - Nas ft. Puff Daddy

Previous Entrance Theme(s):

Justice - Rev Theory

Now is the Time - Dope

Rise - Anew Revolution

Past Merchandise

Intro

A F450 Ferrari is seen approaching down the block, coming to a halt with the driver side in front of the camera it's engine purring, then coming to an abrupt halt as the car turns off. The door swings open and Joey Nicholas slides out of the driver's seat, a slight breeze runs through his hair as he momentarily takes off his shades while fixing his white buttoned down collared shirt and blue jeans.
Finally sliding the aviator sunglasses back onto his eyes, Nicholas proceeds to gaze at the camera with a smirk.

Joey:

The name's Joey Nicholas, and I've come to the CWA to capture Gold and give the fans someone they can truly cheer for because lets face it, each and every one of them needs someone who is completely better then they are in every single way, shape, and form to look up to and who better for them than The Real Deal Joey Nicholas? soon, you will all witness what true greatness really is...

Joey smirks whilst the camera fades to black

**God** · 02-26-2009, 03:38 PM

December 31st 2008

The camera pans on Michelle Kelly and Joey Nicholas, who’s back is to the camera. The CWA banner can be seen behind the two on the wall.

Michelle Kelly: Ladies a Gentleman I am Michelle Kelly, and joining me now is one of the contenders participating in the Four-way Elimination bout for the CWA Lightweight Championship, Joey Nicholas! Joey, how do you…

Suddenly before Michelle can finish her sentence Joey twirls around, aviator sunglasses covering his eyes, grinning cunningly into monitor

Joey: From everyone in attendance to those watching at home on their lazy asses, feast your eyes on pure greatness! You are all witnessing the highlight of the night! The real deal sex appeal, Joey Nicholas! And it will be my pleasure to be crowned the first ever Lightweight Champion in CWA history!

Joey pauses for a moment to the ensuing of boos throughout the arena

Joey: The three losers against me have no
chance at winning . First you have Tony Burlom. The half tard that seems to be stuck in eighth grade and can’t seem to grasp the harsh reality that he is indeed a complete and utter failure. Hey Tony! Here’s a clue, go back to playing World of Warcraft in your parent’s basement maybe then for the first time in you’re pathetic excuse of a life you can feel a sense of accomplishment!

Takes a moment to check out Michelle before continuing

Joey: Next you have Doc Adams, the man crippled an innocent man in a no named organization and then supposedly experiences an epiphany that he was jus going to walk all over the competition in the CWA. Listen Doc, I’m going to tell you this one time, your place is backstage handing out business cards and offering happy endings to all the boys in the back, not in the squared circle with the likes of me. You’re a fluke! And you will never amount to anything more than a failed chiropractic turned wrestler if you continue living a lie.

Pauses briefly

Joey: Lastly you have Akmed…

Michelle: (Interrupts) Abdul Akbar Aslam?

Joey: (Looks to Michelle) You should know The Real Deal doesn’t speak Arabic Michelle! (Looks back into the camera) As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, Akmed hails from the Middle East, and from the looks of him he has never heard of a hairstylist either as he looks like a cross between Doc Adams and Carrie-Anne Moss! (Laughs) What a joke!

Pauses once more and chuckles

Joey: But rest assure I am better than each and every one of my three opponents in every single way, shape, and form. There is no question that I will be walking out of New York City tonight with the gold around my waist. I’m going to be the one to set the bar and set in stone that I Joey Nicholas am the best performer this company has yet to see!

Joey gazes into the camera with a cunning smirk for a moment before turning his attention to the two gorgeous valets turning the corner heading his direction. Nicholas then proceeds to put one at each arm and begin toward the sage. While the trio makes their way to the entrance ramp, Nicholas looks back over his shoulder and gives a flirtatious smirk toward Michelle. Michelle in turn is shown looking in disgust and shakes her head while the camera fades to black

**God** · 02-26-2009, 03:38 PM

January 14th 2009

Lindsay Monahan: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the new CWA Light weight champion, Joey Nicholas!

(Cue Joey’s theme) Joey saunters through the curtains, dressed in jeans and a t-shirt with aviator sunglasses along with the gold belt over his right shoulder. He grins as he struts his way to the ring steps. Once at the top of the ring apron Joey turns to the crowd with the title in his right hand and swings the title overhead. Confetti falls from the rafters and begins to swirl around the arena. Joey looks through the crowd for a few moments before throwing the title back over his shoulder and proceeds through the middle rope. Joey then casually walks over to Lindsay and takes the microphone in his hand as the confetti ceases.

Joey: Ever single one of you here in Chicago should relish the very fact that such a great performer such as I, Joey Nicholas, am here at this time and juncture because lets face it, the Bears are not the ones to look to for talent!

Joey smirks at the members of the Chicago Bears in the front row as boos ensue throughout the arena

Joey: Last week I, Joey Nicholas, became the first ever CWA Light weight champion! I gave my word that I was going to walk out of New York City last week with the gold around my waist by beating three of the best talent that this company had to offer. In doing so I solidified the very notion that I am indeed the Real Deal in this industry!

Pauses as the crowd belittles him

Joey: I await the next challenger to fall before me, as I foresee no one with the capabilities to dethrone me! This marks the beginning of the Real Deal Sex Appeal Joey Nicholas’ era! It’s my time to shine! Greatness is indeed my destiny and there is no one here to stop me!

The mic is dropped with a loud thud onto the mat whilst Joey grins on exiting the ring, his music drowning out the boos as he heads up the ramp and to the back

**God** · 02-26-2009, 03:39 PM

January 28th 2009

(The camera pans in on Orlando Maxwell, his back to the door of the Champions locker room)
Orlando Maxwell: Ladies and Gentlemen, later tonight Joey Nicholas will be participating in a triple threat with Mike Crotch and Logan V! Now lets get a few words from the CWA lightweight Champion.
(Orlando knocks rhythmically on the door and awaits the champ. Suddenly, the door is thrown open and Joey advances out smirking, wearing his ring attire along with aviator sunglasses as well as the Lightweight championship slung over his shoulder)
Orlando Maxwell: Joey, what are your though…
Joey: (Scowls) Hold up Orlando! What the hell is your deal knocking on the Real Deal Sex Appeal’s locker room like a complete and utter artard!?
(Orlando shakes his head before answering)
Orlando Maxwell: I don’t know what you mean Joe…
Joey: Shut your trap! First off, you have the audacity to knock so ridiculously on the Real Deal’s door and now you don’t even have the capability of introducing me correctly!? I may have to stick to interviews with Michelle Kelly at this rate! Now try your absolute best to repeat after me! Ladies and Gentlemen, with me now is the…
(With a puzzled look at Joey, Orlando obliges)
Orlando Maxwell: Ladies and Gentlemen,with me now is the…
Joey: Current CWA Lightweight Champion, The Real Deal Sex Appeal…
Orlando Maxwell: Current CWA Lightweight Champion, The Real Deal Sex Appeal…
Joey: Joey Nicholas!
Orlando Maxwell:(dryly)Joey…Nicholas.
Joey: Good job virgin Maxwell! And yet you wonder why you still reside in your Grandma’s basement playing dungeons and dragons!
(Orlando looks down at his feet in dismay)
Joey: Anyways, what do you want?
Orlando Maxwell: Wellfirst off I wanted to get your thoughts on what transpired last week on Adrenaline Rush between you, Dr. Jack Adams, and Abdul Akbar Alsam.
Joey: Well both of those incompetent fools tried to rain on my parade by running in and attempt to make a statement to boss man Anderson. Well in doing so they stole my spotlight! And well, we all know I couldn’t let that happen. (Smirks) So I took matters into my own hands and clocked them both over the head with my championship to remind them just who the better man is. That was indeed a triumphant moment for the Real Deal as I positioned myself conqueringly over their motionless bodies for a second consecutive week! You see what they both fail to realize is that I’ve already beaten the both of them to be crowned champion. And even though both of those men believe wholeheartedly that they were screwed out of the Lightweight title match two weeks ago, their opinion isn’t worth a damn, every one around the world knows just as well as you do Orlando, that the superior man walked out of New York City with the gold around his waist.Doc Adams along with Akmed must now go to the back of the line just like everyone else. I made the announcement last week that I have since moved on from my past foes and declared last week, that I await the next challenger.
(Grins into the camera)
Orlando Maxwell: Well now onto your opponents in that triple threat match, first your thoughts on that (shudders) masked devil Logan V.
Joey: (Chuckles) Honestly anybody that has to conceal themselves behind a mask just to hide from their own pathetic excuse of a life is not worthy of stepping in the ring with someone of my stature. You see Logan, whining and complaining about not getting any wiser with age is not doing you any favors in this business, so what I’m going to help is you out by giving you some advice old man. Hang up the boots while you’re ahead, trust me you don’t want to embarrass your self again by stepping in the ring with the likes of Joey Nicholas!
Orlando Maxwell: Now then, what are your thoughts on Mike Rotch?
Joey: (Taken back for a moment) Excuse me?
Orlando Maxwell: You know Mike Rotch
Joey: I don’t know what the hell you’re trying to insinuate Orlando,The Real Deal doesn’t hang out with that kind of crowd, so we are not going to talk about (points below Orlando’s belt) your crotch!
Orlando Maxwell:Bu…
(Joey interrupts Orlando with a repulsive look on his face)
Joey: No! You sick freak! Let me make this very clear to you Orlando, what you do on your own time as Roberto’s fluffer is completely your business but don’t ever once mistake me for having a limp wrist!
(Orlando face turns cheery red with embarrassment)
Joey: Now onto my opponent for tonight, Mike Ock!
(Orlando frowns while shaking his head)
Joey: Don’t give me that look Orlando, I’m sure you yourself would love to see Mike Ock in action!
Orlando Maxwell: Wha…
Joey: No, no, no, I’m done hearing anymore of those creepy innuendos from your mouth Maxwell! The fact of the matter is, I’m going to wipe the floor with little Mikey and Logan V thus silencing all those naysayers who claim my title win was a fluke, adding yet another win under my belt! Furthermore, I will once again prove why Joey Nicholas is the Real Deal in the CWA and there is nobody here to say otherwise…
(Joey Smirks and then proceeds to make his way down the hallway to the entrance ramp)

**God** · 02-26-2009, 03:40 PM

February 11th 2009

The camera pans on Michelle Kelly who is in front of the Champions locker room

Michelle Kelley: Ladies and Gentlemen, just a few moments ago it was announced by Mr. Anderson that on February 11, at the upcoming Pay Per View Uprising, Joey Nicholas will be defending the distinguished CWA Lightweight Championship against Dr. Jack Adams and Abdul Akbar Alsam. These three were involved in an elimination match to crown the very first Lightweight champion on the first Adrenaline Rush show, in which Joey was the victor. However, the end result was not one without controversy and for the weeks that soon followed, the three have been at each other’s throats over who is the rightful owner of the championship through constant berating and attacks to one another. Astounding enough as that is, the championship belt itself has even been involved in the recent brawls that have ensued recently, leaving the CWA chairman no choice but to institute a triple threat match for the championship to end this dispute once and for all. Now lets get a few words from the champ, shall we?

Michelle Kelley knocks on the door, awaiting an answer. After a moment the door is thrown open and Joey pops his head out glancing at Michelle and proceeds to give her a smirk

Joey Nicholas: Well hello there sweetie! Are you here to warm me up before my match?

Michelle Kelley: (Clearly disgusted) Uh no Joey, I don’t date guys like you, much less sleep with them. I’m only here to get an interview with you to get your thoughts on your match at Uprising and that is it, nothing else!

Joey Nicholas: (smiles) You keep telling yourself that you’re not attracted to the Real Deal Michelle, and I‘m sure one day you will be able to convince somebody, someone!

becoming frustrated, Michelle looks over at Joey with the microphone in hand and continues with her teeth clenched

Michelle Kelley: Anyways, what…are your…thoughts…heading into one of your biggest challenge thus far?

Joey Nicholas gazes at the interviewer in awe before replying

Joey Nicholas: Good thing you are cute Michelle, because you’re clearly lacking the ability to determine who is greater in the equation.

Joey laughs as Michelle Kelley looks away rolling her eyes

Joey Nicholas: You see Michelle, every one is talking about how Doc Adams and Akmed…

Michelle Intervenes quickly to correct Joey

Michelle Kelley: Abdul Akbar Alsam!

Joey Nicholas: (To Michelle Kelley) Why are you yelling at me in Arabic again? (to cameraman John) Is she cussing me out in Arabic or what?

(John shakes his head all the while Michelle becomes absolutely enraged)

Michelle Kelley: No… it’s his…ugh! (Looks to the cameraman) You know what John, forget this! (Looks to Joey) You can do this interview yourself, you ass!

Shoves the microphone in Joey’s hands and stomps away

Joey Nicholas: Well isn’t she just full of her self! (Chuckles)

John starts to look at his watch in dismay

Joey Nicholas: Well as I was saying both Doc Adams and Akmed…

(From down the hallway Michelle can be heard as she is storming away)

Michelle: It’s Abdul Akbar Alsam, you babbling idiot!

Joey Nicholas: That girl has quite the mouth on her, insulting me in two languages, very impressive!

John: (Clearing his throat) Hey champ, I have to go...

Joey Nicholas: What? You late for a date with Orlando Maxwell John?

John shakes his head

Joey Nicholas: Then shut the hell up! I’m going to take as long as I need to get my point across! Anyways as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted AGAIN, both of these idiots have been constantly claiming that they are indeed the rightful owners of my Lightweight championship. First you have Akmed who has been bitching left and right that the only reason he has not received a rematch is because he comes from a Jihad family and that he is only perceived as a terrorist. Well let me tell you two of the real reasons why Akmed, first you come off clearly smelling like a cow’s ass and no one can bear the stench of you! Second and more importantly, Besides evidently Michelle Kelly, no one understands what the hell you are demanding, I can't tell whether you want a rematch or for me to take your pet goat for a walk down the entrance ramp!

Joey smirks before continuing

Joey Nicholas: Doc Adams on the other hand, seems absolutely delusional to the fact that I beat him in our first encounter to become champion with his shoulders on the mat for the three count fair and square! Now he somehow feels entitled to a rematch as well? So here I'm asking you Doc Adams, why oh why can you not seem to grasp the harsh reality that you will forever and always be a complete and utter failure not only in your career but in your future endeavors as a man! Never experiencing that defining moment that makes you the best in this business today. Hell, even your children with one day look down upon you as such the worthless piece of crap that you are!

Laughs

Joey Nicholas: It also seems that the both of you have been engulfed in quite the rivalry over the past few weeks. (looks sternly at the camera) However, I do suggest that the both of you don’t primarily act on your impulses to tear each other apart in this match because it will only take one slight hesitation from either one of you, and before you know it, you’re knocked out cold on the ground by my boot, your shoulders on the mat, and me covering you (puts his right hand up to the camera in a fist and following the numbers with his fingers) 1...2...3, beating the both of you once again! (Puts his hand down) Come Wednesday February 11, I’m going to hit the Jackpot by beating the both of you and proving to the World once again why I am The Real Deal Sex Appeal Joey Nicholas and will be walking out of Las Vegas with MY Lightweight championship, still the very best!

Joey grins at the camera a moment before handing the microphone back to John and heads down the entrance ramp for his match

**God** · 02-26-2009, 03:51 PM

February 25th 2009

*February 11th just minutes after Uprising goes off the air*

Joey slams the Champion’s locker room shut and storms down the hallway with his luggage in tow and begins to advance quickly towards the heel locker room going over what had just occurred out in the ring in his mind, all the while walking past both Michelle Kelley and Orlando Maxwell.

Michelle Kelley: (to Maxwell) Go get the scoop Orlando!

Orlando Maxwell: Why me?

Michelle Kelley: Because I absolutely despise the guy and I am not going to spend a night in jail for killing him!

Orlando Maxwell: Well I don’t like him either! He constantly berates me and makes gay loser jokes about me!

Michelle Kelley: And that’s something new?

Orlando glares at Michelle

Michelle Kelley: Go interview him already!!

Orlando Maxwell: Fine! But you owe me a caramel mocha chino for this!

Michelle Kelley: Fine! Now go!

Orlando Maxwell motions for John the cameraman to follow him as he rushes to catch up with Joey calling after him

Orlando Maxwell: Hey Joey! Can we get your thoughts on what transpired earlier in your triple threat match?

Joey comes to a halt in front of the heels locker room and throws his luggage against the wall to the right of the door and turns towards Orlando with fire in his eyes

Joey Nicholas: You want to get my though…

Before Joey can finish, he notices Orlando wearing a t-shirt which has a picture of Roberto with the text reading Roberto Superstar and proceeds to frown

Joey Nicholas: What in the hell are you wearing?

Orlando looks down at his t-shirt before replying

Orlando Maxwell: It’s the new CWA Roberto Superstar t-shirt available exclusively on CWA.com!

Joey Nicholas: You’re still riding on Roberto’s nuts?

Orlando Maxwell: (stammering) Wh…What!? Joey no it‘s…

Joey Nicholas: (intervening) I mean you might as well go to the local liquor store down the block, buy some tequila…

Orlando Maxwell: Well that does sound pretty good!

Joey Nicholas: Grab one of those little plastic cowboy hats, with the little star you can pin on your little (looks down to Orlando‘s attire in disgust) t-shirt…

Orlando Maxwell: (Smiling) OhI love those!

Joey Nicholas: (nodding with a grin) Oh I’m sure you do! Go back to the champion’s locker room, turn off the lights, put on the hat and the little star and play a game that I’m sure you’ll grow very fond of Orlando!

Orlando Maxwell: What game is that?

Joey Nicholas: It’s a little game called what’s in your mouth! Roberto, Doc Adams, Jerry with the glass eye, even that little bitch Precious are all playing it already in the champion’s locker room as we speak! It would really help you give in to those needs that you have constantly with men and little animals!

Joey chuckles all the while Orlando just shakes his head in dismay

Joey Nicholas: Anyways, enough about your lifestyle choice Orlando, now onto the travesty that occurred earlier tonight. Going into it, Doc Adams knew without a shadow of a doubt that he could never beat me in the ring on his best day, no matter how long he and his gimp Jerry “trained.” He took the cheapest way out by pinning the weaker link in the match, which was that useless piece of billy goat crap that was Akmed! But now with him completely out of the equation Doc, how in the hell do you ever expect to retain the title you so valiantly stole from me? For on the next Adrenaline Rush in two weeks time I will enact my automatic rematch clause. You will have to beat me somehow, someway and that is a feat you’ve never been able to accomplish in your entire career, and as I recall back at the very first Adrenaline Rush back in December, I made history by pinning you to become the very first CWA Light Weight champion! So it only seems right that I beat you once again to relinquish my title! I do hope you celebrate this victory tonight for the next and only two weeks of your pathetic reign as when the date marks February 25th in Detroit, we are both going down in history again Jack! I, Joey Nicholas will become a two-time champion and will relish in glory all the while your fifteen minutes of fame will come to an abrupt end as you will go down in CWA history as the very first and shortest transitional champion!

Joey smirks before turning around, picking up his belongings and walking into the Heel locker room as the camera fades to black.

**Tomas** · 03-12-2009, 11:32 PM

The scene opens with Jim Taylor sitting on a comfortable armchair in a dark room with a microphone attached to his shirt staring intently into the camera

Jim Taylor: Welcome CWA fans, I’m Jim Taylor and exclusively on CWA.com, I will be interviewing the newly crowned CWA Lightweight Champion, Joey Nicholas to get his thoughts on his previous match to regain the Lightweight Championship, where he will go from here and much more!

An opening segment begins to play highlighting a few historic CWA moments thus far and ending with Roberto climbing the turnbuckle at Uprising with the CWA Heavyweight championship in hand before fading to black with the CWA logo. The camera lights up on Jim Taylor’s face

Jim Taylor: Joining me now is the man who recently relinquished the CWA Lightweight championship after a minor setback, he is the Real Deal, Joey Nicholas!

The camera turns to Joey wearing aviator sunglasses and is sitting in another armchair to Taylor’s left, the championship facing the camera on the table in between them

Joey Nicholas: First off what minor setback do you speak of hillbilly Jim?

Jim Taylor: Well you lost the match at Uprising did you not?

Joey Nicholas: No Jimmy boy, the person who lost that match isn’t even apart of the roster anymore, he couldn’t cut it in this business so he took his ball and went home, and as far as I’m concerned I have never been pinned in the CWA since it’s inception. The only reason I even lost my prized possession was not because I had a minor set back or whatever trailer trash expression you used or even that Adams was the better man. It’s solely because Anderson has no clue what he is doing and decided to put the Real Deal in a match that he couldn‘t possibly ever win. Hell, he’s already got people complaining about his decisions by going on strike and even going as far as threatening to leave the CWA. I personally don’t blame them at all. The man goes strictly on what he wants to see and not what’s better for his true stars like me and those within the brotherhood.

Jim Taylor: Speaking of Adam’s, what are your thoughts about the chairman’s decision to put him at the bottom of the list following your bout?

Joey Nicholas: All I have to say is, finally someone is listening to me! I declared the very exact same thing right after the first Adrenaline rush for him to go to the back of the line, but apparently Charlie’s ego got the best of him, and he decided to cost me my title! But now that I have reclaimed my Lightweight title and have rid myself of that pain in the ass Doc Adams, I can now look onto my future to solidify my legacy as the best Champion in the CWA, because you’re looking at the crown jewel in this business today!

Joey proceeds to beam in the camera

Jim Taylor: Well I hate to break it to you Joey, but you may have to share that spotlight with the Heavyweight Champion Roberto, as the CWA fans seem to adore him.

Joey Nicholas: (taken back for a moment before answering) You honestly believe that butt plug has anything on me, Joey Nicholas? Let me tell you something, if I wanted to take that title off him I could always make the weight to move up to heavyweight and add another belt to my resume, as it’s all a matter of time before I deplete all of the competition here in the Lightweight division. I’ve sometimes wondered if I should move up to the heavyweight division soon anyways to hold both titles consecutively as I’m just that damn amazing!

Joey grins cunningly all the while Taylor shakes his head in disapproval

Jim Taylor: Well with that being said, what does everyone need to expect from the Real Deal come March 11th from Dallas, Texas?

Joey Nicholas: Well I will be making an open challenge to anyone in the back with the balls to enter the ring to be utterly embarrassed by the skills and amazement that is Joey Nicholas. As I said before, the closest person who even resembled a threat was Doc Adams. And now with him out of the way who even comes close to a threat to me in my division? That star wars geek Hawk Bonsen? Or even that dike Toxic Rain? (Laughs) What a joke! I mean if there is anyone else that’s even eligible to fight me for my title, I will be more than happy to put it on the line to prove that I am better than everyone here and that my time is indeed at hand. My destiny is greatness and there is no one in this business with the ability to say otherwise. I am the two-time CWA Lightweight champion, Highlight of the night, The Real Deal, Joey Nicholas! And no one’s going to stop my pursuit to superstardom!

Joey stares contently with a smirk into the camera before Jim continues

Jim Taylor: (to the camera) Well that’s all the time we have here tonight folks, thanks for joining us Joey, and we all will be looking forward to seeing you next Wednesday on Adrenaline Rush to see what will transpire, good night Ladies and Gentlemen!

The copyright box appears at the bottom left corner of the screen before fading to black

**Tomas** · 03-23-2009, 09:08 AM

3/25/09
The camera opens up to Bruce Mollard attempting his second interview in the parking lot awaiting Joey Nicholas’ limo.

Bruce Mollard: Greetings CWA fans, Rich Stone has answered Nicholas' open challenge to a bout that will be featured in the main event on tonight's Adrenaline Rush in Burbank, California. Both of these men have been on quite a roll since the inception of this company and have only been defeated on only one occasion in their careers. I am here now to get a word from Joey Nicholas!

Bruce stands eagerly outside of the vehicle for Joey. After a few moments the limo driver moves to the limo door and opens for Joey to pop his head out

Joey Nicholas: (Sternly) Who the hell are you?

Bruce Mollard: (Stammering) M… my … name

Joey Nicholas: (Mockingly) Y… your … name is wh… what half tard!?

Bruce Mollard: It’s Bruce Mollard, I am the time keeper. I’m filling in for Michelle, as she apparently fell terribly ill after she was informed that she would be interviewing you.

Joey Nicholas: (taken back for a moment then grins) Oh that silly girl, she still can’t get over me so she acts too sick to interview me anymore! (laughs as he steps out of the limo) So what is it that you want?

Bruce Mollard: Well I wanted to get your thoughts on tonight’s main even…

Before Mollard can finish Joey intervenes

Joey Nicholas: Oh just shut the hell up you babbling moron! Go back to ringside and do what you do best, which is counting how long it’s been that you still haven’t scored with your wife of twenty odd some years!

Bruce Mollard: (With his head down in dismay) It’s been thirty

Joey Nicholas: (busting out laughing) ha ha What!? That’s so pathetic! (Reaches in his bag and pulls out hand lotion, and putting it in Mollard’s hands) I really only use this for my hands when they get dry but you are going to need it for a whole other ball field

Bruce Mollard: Oh yeah I know, I do that all the time when I sit down and think about my Mother and her cooking

Joey Nicholas: That's just sick man! Go Inside!

Bruce Mollard: Do what?

Joey Nicholas: I said go inside or I'll smack you upside the head so silly you get a hard on for Jay Leno more so than Roberto does everytime he's on his damn show!

Bruce hesitates a moment before Joey snatches the microphone and raises his hand to swing.
After a brief moment Joey swings at Bruce who dodges it and sprints toward the backstage area

Joey Nicholas: That little freak can move! (To the Limo driver) Alright Anthony, take these bags carefully to the champion’s locker room. If they have so much as a scratch on them I will make Chris Brown's beat down on Rihanna look like child's play on ya! (Joey Proceeds to gives the driver a single dollar to which the driver crumbles it up and takes Joey‘s bags towards the arena mumbling to himself) Now follow me John.

Joey motions John the camera man to follow him to the barricade that divides the parking lot from the fans waiting to be let into the arena. Once a couple of fans see Joey heading their way a crowd forms against the barricade.

Joey Nicholas: (to the crowd) Tonight I will be facing Rich "The Jobber" Stone. And I would like to get your opinion on who you think will walk out tonight victorious!

Joey puts the mic to the first person he sees

CWA fan # 1: Rich Stone doesn’t stand a chance! You will win like you always do!

Joey Nicholas: Damn straight, The Real Deal doesn’t lose to a man that can’t even gain contendership for the title in his division much less someone who can't even get a match with the champion who's idea of a finishing move was previously named the gay crab! (Laughs) What a joke! (Puts the mic up to the next person in line) What about you?

CWA fan #2: I see Rich stone finally making it big by defeating you and fulfilling his destiny!

Joey Nicholas: (taken back in shock before continuing) Rich Stone actually has a fan who isnt deaf and blind?! It has to be a miracle! Well I will direct this to you one and only Rich stone fan, clearly you don’t see that the man who can't even spell Destiny will for sure come up short to accomplish such a task. Plus that whole fulfillment of destiny he always rants on and on about is a rip off of my destiny to greatness along with his whole “Future” persona to which the very tag team, "The Future" are called is clearly gimmick infringement and should not go unpunished! So All I have to say to that Rich, is that the least you could do is come up with something original instead off leeching off of others for a small pop! (Puts the mic to the next fan) You?

CWA fan #3: I came to see Roberto!

Joey Nicholas: (Sighs) You’re kidding right?

The fan nods their head to which Joey takes their Roberto wristband and throws it into the trash bin near the arena to the owner’s dismay

Joey Nicholas: Don’t worry those items are on clearance anyways! Alright next!

CWA fan #4: I have no doubt you will win and stay unbeaten in single’s action!

Joey Nicholas: Ah my good man! Trust me on the fact that I will not be beaten by a man that will never exceed a midcard status! (To the camera) You see what you will fail to realize just like everyone else before you Stone, is that all of those who have stepped up to the plate to face me have all fallen victim to the bitter taste of defeat while I tower over them with my championship belt overhead. A recent example is Doc Adams who I even spit on after the match. This was the man who was so embarrassed after our series of encounters that after his transitional reign as Lightweight champion, he had to make that lame ass excuse that his wrestling license is now “Revoked” to save any sort of face. (chuckles) I've heard you bitching and moaning about not receiving much competition during your entire tenure here in the CWA Stone, which is why I accepted your challenge without much hesitation at all. But mark my words I will be the one standing over your motionless body at the end of the show tonight basking in yet another victory all the while you are succumbed to the realization that your place is indeed with the Jobbers and not competing with the true stars of this business like the Real Deal Sex Appeal, Two-time CWA Light Heavy Weight Champion and your Highlight of the Night, Joey Nicholas! (Smirks) I look forward to the warm up you will give me tonight before In Exile where I will retain my title in the same fashion that I regained it in, by making you look like a complete joke and leaving you in the ring alone in all your misery!

(Joey grins cunningly into the camera fading to black)

**Tomas** · 04-08-2009, 02:39 PM

The Morning of “In Exile” April 8th

The scene opens up early the morning prior to the event known as “In Exile” at St. Michael's Cathedral in Toronto, Ontario, Canada blanketed in snow and still wth the dark sky looming overhead. The streets are seemingly dry and empty as the wind rattles against the stained glass windows swiftly. Suddenly without warning the screeching of tires pierces the air to which the camera shifts dramatically towards the ruckus, which turns out to be a taxi rounding the corner of Queen Street onto Church Street and making a beeline toward the church. Once at the entrance way, the taxi locks its brakes throwing smoke into the air from rubber being seared away from the tread. Once stopped the back door is thrown open to which the camera focuses in on Joey Nicholas sporting a heavy white fur coat jumping out of the back seat, staring eerily at the Cathedral looming over him. His breath can be seen as Joey grasps his luggage from the driver and then proceeds to give him payment for the hurried trip from YYZ Toronto International airport. Joey begins to advance along the slippery pavement to the black wrought iron fence. After slipping through the gate, Joey makes his way cautiously down the walkway and up the two steps, grimacing at the sight of the pair of the statued saint’s faces glaring back at him within the columns before continuing through the short corridor to the set of mahogany doors leading into the church. Joey begins to frantically hammer on the entrance to which after few moments a head pokes into the window at the side of the door revealing an Archbishop. He then proceeds to open the door just a crack.

Archbishop: Is everything alright?

Joey Nicholas: Not quite Father, I need to speak with you.

Archbishop: Come in, come in! Out of the cold!

The priest opens the door to which Joey obliges by walking through the doorway. Once inside the camera zooms out to fit the entire sanctuary with its marble pillars, and magnificent ambulatory, including the high altar at the end of the benches.

Archbishop: Follow me my son, we shall go to the chapter stalls to speak in a more confidential manner.

Joey follows suit with his luggage in tow along the red silk carpet down the aisle. As Joey passes a few nuns praying in one of the booths, they start glaring at him hesitantly and whispering to one another before finally moving down the row to the farthest side. Joey completely confused by this event, continues to follow the priest without a word. Once at the chapter stalls, the clergyman points Joey to the direction of the stall that he needs to go into. Joey walks in, shutting the door behind him before shitting down and awaiting an answer from the other side. After a few moments the screen opens up revealing the Archbishop.

Archbishop: What seems to be troubling you my child?

Joey hesitates before answering

Joey Nicholas: Please forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have made a career so far out of banishing those before me into poverty. My first victim was a man by the name of Akmed who I drove insane by preventing him from ever winning the gold and making fun of him and his family during his entire tenure in the CWA. Secondly Jack Adams, who resigned after I beat him for the third time we had an encounter inside the ring where I even went as far as spitting on his motionless body.

Archbishop: (Seemingly ignoring Joey’s last comment) Ah yes both Dr. Adams and his friend Jerry Black come to Sunday service quite frequently. They are so grateful and caring, it’s real…

Joey Nicholas: (Muttering) Yeah, I’m sure those two are just a prize!

Archbishop: Come again?

Joey Nicholas: Nothing father, sorry for interrupting you.

Archbishop: (Sternly) Was coming here this late and after service hours all just for this meaningless confession? I really have a lot on my plate so if you‘re done you may leave!

Joey Nicholas: Not At all father, my apologies.

Archbishop: No worries, go on.

Joey Nicholas: Well you see Father, ever since I debuted in the CWA I’ve beaten down all of those who have opposed me, leaving them laying in all their own ruins all the while I flourish as a title holder getting paid one of the biggest salaries all because of my greatness. However I cannot help but feel that after last week I am somewhat being punished for my sins.

Archbishop: How do you figure?

Joey Nicholas: An evil force has claimed that they were on the horizon to rise within the CWA only known as Demon Deeds and Shadow Equinox. Under normal circumstances I would have no problem going into that arena and showing both those Star Wars freaks just who they are dealing with, but I can’t help but feel that I am not strong enough to overcome this obstacle. Just last week Deeds sent his minion to set an example by blinding me with some kind of black mist after an exhausting bout.

Archbishop: That its quite disturbing.

Joey Nicholas: And it’s not just that attack father, every time Deeds says my name, the hairs on the back of my neck stand up and I feel entranced in his words. It’s as if Deeds will bring fourth the end of the era that I have reigned supreme over for so long come later at In Exile!

Archbishop: My son not only do I have much faith in your abilities as champion but I must remind you that the Lord works in many ways. What you must do is follow the light that the Lord brings fourth and then I guarantee you shall subdue this evil that opposes you.

Joey takes a moment to take the advice into consideration before

Joey Nicholas: You are exactly right Father, a day of Reckoning will be witnessed tonight at In Exile as the Real Deal will be walking out of Toronto still champion! Amen!

The clergyman nods his head in agreement

Archbishop: Amen! Now go my child, defeat this force that wishes to oppose you!

Joey gets up from the booth confidently proceeding to exit the chapter stall and sauntering down the middle of the aisle with the camera facing him as he advances towards the entrance of the church

Joey Nicholas: (To the camera) Fate has put me here in Toronto to face your minion Demon Deeds! And I was seemingly chosen by the hierarchs to disembark on a crusade to destroy the evil that you plan to purge throughout the CWA! I will have you know that it will take a lot more than Equinox spraying mist into my eyes to intimidate me, as I will not succumb to the fear to which you wish me to fall into! What the both of you fail to understand is that I Joey Nicholas, tackle the seemingly impossible and succeed! That is why I am a two-time CWA champion! I hope you get a look at what pure greatness looks like at In Exile Deeds, for when that bell rings you will bare witness to your apprentice’s complete and utter demise!

Joey stares contently into the frame whilst in the doorway of the church’s entrance as the camera moves slowly out of the building with the sun peaking over the horizon as Dawn approaches

**Tomas** · 04-26-2009, 08:56 AM

We are in the hallway within the arena from Providence, Rhode Island one hour before Adrenaline Rush goes on the air. Joey Nicholas with his Lightweight championship strung over his shoulder saunters through the corridor with a purpose. He begins to look around each walk way until finally spotting John the cameraman making small talk with Michelle Kelley. Joey smirks before advancing towards the two.

Joey Nicholas: Hey bum chum, get that camera rolling, as The Real Deal has something to get of his chest and you will record it! So get off your ass and lets go!

John: Uh…do what now?

Joey Nicholas: You heard me get up before I smack you so hard that you…

Michelle Kelly quickly intervenes

Michelle Kelly: Uh no, he’s coming with me to interview the newly crowned CWA Heavyweight champ once he arrives thank you very much!

Joey Nicholas: Silly little girl, do you not realize that standing before you is a man that is a shoe in for the CWA Hall of fame? Can you even fathom the success that will come fourth to me in the coming years as I become the greatest entity on the face of this planet?

Michelle Kelly: Hmm as I recall in recent weeks you’ve lost to Rich Stone in embarrassing fashion that included a beat down afterwards. And to top it off you barely retained your title in your most recent bout at In Exile. What makes you “the Real Deal” as you constantly rant on and on about?

Joey Nicholas: You really want to know Michelle?

Michelle nods her head

Joey Nicholas: It’s because of this! (raises his title) And I can put up with you acting like a cold hearted bitch to everyone you interview just to cover up that you are a indeed a failure and a loser to everyone here. Hell you sleep with the entire technical staff including John here just so they will even bear your existence!

John snickers whilst Michelle gives him a cold glare

Michelle Kelley: That never happen…

Joey Nicholas: Michelle don’t deny the fact that your back has been on more hotel sheets than a hotel pillow mint just to get the satisfaction you want from your peers in the back!

Joey and John proceed to burst into hysterical laughter whilst Michelle storms off . After a moment Joey looks to John

Joey Nicholas: Get the camera rolling John, The Real Deal has something to say.

John: We are on in 3... 2... (puts his finger up for 1)

Joey Nicholas: I, Joey Nicholas your highlight of the night, and the Real Deal two-time CWA Lightweight Champion, am here to inform all of you at home sitting there slumped on your couch with your obese little kids that a great atrocity has occurred. Just mere days after I overcame the odds at In Exile in maple country to retain the very title that is my life, my sweat, and my blood; boss man Anderson has decided it is in the best interest to put me in a match with Canada’s own retard Kennif LeBlanch. My question is how can someone who spends his whole afternoon yanking it to World of Warcraft even participate in the same organization with the likes of me!? Or should I say: Eh what’s that Aboot? Who’s next your list of opponents for me Anderson? Ricky “the amputee” janitor? Or better yet, the ten year old Roberto fan in section 104 seat 22? It’s getting really ridiculous. The fans flock to see me, cause they now that they are going to see something spectacular when they see Nicholas on the card against a compatible opponent. I hope you watch this bout Anderson, as I will make an example of Leblanch to show you that my skills are not to ever be over looked ever again! Get with it!

Joey storms down the hallway to the Champion’s locker room, disappearing inside whilst the camera fades to black.