‘Killing two birds with one stone’
Promo for Pride N Honor October 11th High Voltage
[The scene opens and we are in the ring and it is empty the camera scans the arena and then scans to the ring and we see PNH brand new superstar “The Classic” Kevin Evans with his new shirt on sitting in the ring legs crossed and his arms folded and the mike is on his lap, Remember the Name by Fort Minor is playing out of his iPod touch, Evans slowly looks up and you can see a sick smile on his face]
“The Classic” Kevin Evans:
“Last week I laid out the match for PNH this week and guess what happens? I get two guys, one who I don’t who the **** he is and other one I have already beaten somewhere else, his name is Casey Anomaly the guy is actually a good fighter, he may not look it but he can fight I know that from personal experience in the ring with him. But that is in the past and we are here now! My match was only supposed to get me one guy to fight but the smell of a fight got me two guys. I must say I am really getting some people to fight here, so that proves my theory wrong a bit that the fighters here are pussies but some fighters I see are pussies and not worth my time. But the way I see it I can pick up a big win over Casey and Vampyro and move up and take on some more stars. It will be like killing two birds with one STONE!”
[Evans evilly laughs before the laugh stops and his sick twisted smirk is replaced with a happy smile]
“Triple Threat matches are not that fun to be honest, they are not like a fatal four way but they are not easiest match to win, as you need to lay out your opponents to get the win and if you don’t do that you will end up staring at the lights. Casey the guy I have beaten before, many people think you are one of the best in the world and all that stuff but Casey what happens when I beat one those so called “Best in the World” call it a fluke? Maybe you will but I don’t that is called proving the system wrong, everyone thinks the young upstart that rocks up to a company has no real skill or talent, but what happens when you the person beat one of best and you look around you see the crowd looking like stunned mullets? People take notice and start saying this kid has the skill and talent to make it big here and he will not stop until he proves everyone wrong by doing what he is good at wrestling and winning. Casey you maybe cocky that I could of become soft and easy pickings but just remember when you are on your back looking at the lights you will say this “He beat me again...”
[Evans stands up and walks over to the top rope and sits on it]
“Now let’s have a chat about Vampyro, I don’t know much around the guy his name makes me laugh pretty hard. Really man, what were you smoking when you came up with that? Or is that your real name and if so what was your parents smoking when they named you that, must of be some good ****. Anyways apparently people think you are a vampire or some **** I really can’t see how you can be a vampire as we are wrestling in the light and vampires don’t like the light but anyways, I will have no trouble going toe to toe with you and putting you out to dry and then Casey and I can have our epic battle without some tosser like you trying put your nose into the match. So yea PNH fans you are about to see Kevin Evans in action and trust me you won’t know what hit yous!”
[Evans evil smirk appears again]
“Just remember this you won’t able to out think me or try and stop my plans, I have every possible outcome covered and when it comes to game day, only ONE outcome will come to the light, me Kevin Evans standing in the ring with my arm raised high in the air and both Casey and Vampire boy laid out cold and not moving. Boys I will see you out here once again for the fight of the night. I would wish you good luck but that is not me.”
[Kevin stares right into the camera before the smile appears again and the camera shuts off]
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