Cool's Hollywood News: April 23, 2006 (Sheen Edition)

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

Good morning my fellow Monkers.

Let's get to it.

Denise Drops Bomb on Charlie



The shit has officially hit the fan (and by "shit" I mean the abuse shit, the drug shit, the gambling shit, and the online ambisexual jailbait porn shit) in the Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorce proceedings, as the actress has filed a mindblowing declaration today detailing the disintegration of their marriage. The Smoking Gun has the document, summarizing the "we all knew Charlie was kind of a sickie, but my god" contents thusly:

In a remarkable sworn declaration filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Richards also alleges that Sheen assaulted her and threatened her life during a December 30 incident at her Los Angeles home. Richard claims that an enraged Sheen--who was over for a visit with the couple's two children--told her she was "fucking with the wrong guy" and called her a series of vulgar names in front of the children. The actor, Richards said, then shoved her to the ground and screamed, "I hope you f--king die, bitch."

As Richards tells it, Sheen was angry because she had told her divorce attorney about discovering details of Sheen's porn-surfing practices. Richards's declaration, filed in support of her request for a restraining order against Sheen, contends that Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other." Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults."

Richards added that she also discovered that Sheen "belonged to several sex search type sites" on which he "looked for women to have sex with." His online profile, Richards noted, included a photo of "his erect penis."

What the heck is wrong with Charlie Sheen?

Here are some highlights from the court documents:

- Charlie told Denise that he was sober and had never been with a prostitute while sober.

- He was taking Zanex during their honeymoon in June of 2002 and purchased drugs including Norco and Ativan via the internet.

- Six months into the marriage Charlie had a daily gambling habit that led to severe and violent "mood swings."

- When Denise became pregnant with their daughter in 2003 he told Denise he didn't want to be the father and asked her to get an abortion. He finally accepted to go through with the pregnancy after Denise threatened to leave him.

- He wasn't enthusiastic about the baby and told his wife he was no longer attracted to her. Sheen was also furious the baby was a girl.

- Sheen became paranoid and developed strange obsessions including his belief that vaccines are nothing but poison.

Charlie also:

*purchased gas masks on the internet

*kept guns under the coffee table for quick access

*became verbally abusive after Denise stopped breast-feeding and made a switch to formula because he thought it would cause "brain damage"

*told Richards that she "poisoned" their daughter after going to the doctor for infant shots

*had an "abnormal fascination" with Nicole Simpson's death and showed Denise and her mother autopsy photos

*ripped up their wedding photo and spray painted it with the words "the dumbest day of my life"

*told Denise he had a "madam" and that prostitutes were emailing him

*accessed gay porn sites featuring boys who looked underage and when confronted Charlie said, "I hope you f-king die, bitch."

*joined websites that featured "very young girls with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex acts on each other"

*had a profile on a sex dating site which featured "his erect penis" as his member photo which was emailed out to at least 30 women

*told her to "f--k myself" after she asked about his AIDS test results

*gambled like an addict on the hotel computer, watched TV nonstop and popped pills while on their Barbados vacation



With this big news story I thought it wise to limit my column to this piece alone today. Only in Hollywood do you see this type of stuff folks.

Feedback is always welcome here at the Cool news desk.

Until next time folks!

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol he sounds like a good guy

Dr. Giganto

wow...what a scumbag...

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

That guy is an idiot.

Blitzkrieg

what the hell did she ever see in him? Once a scumbag, always a piece a shit.

Chewy

God damn thats some messed up shit.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

WILD THANG !!! You make my heart scream !!

That is messed up, but I have to wonder why someone like Denise Richards would even be interested in Sheen in the first place.


On a side note, Red Sox Closer Phenom Jonathan Papelbon just cut his hair to match Sheen's character in Major League. How freaking cool is that?

Chewy

I would love to have a quicky in the sac with Denise.

Necro

Charlie sheen is my hero