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Old 03-17-2006, 10:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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James Blunt Pimps Sisters on eBay
The "You're Beautiful" singer recently pimped his sister out on eBay so she could get to a funeral! The plan worked so well that his sister is currently dating the dude that bid on her ass. This isn't right, is it?

James said: "I had a bit of an eBay addiction and I sold everything in my apartment in London and then I came in one day and my sister was crying because she couldn't get to a funeral in southern Ireland. "

None of the planes were working, none of the trains, none of the ferries, so I saw another golden opportunity to flog something and so I put my sister up on eBay, saying, 'Damsel in distress, needs to get to Southern Ireland. What do you get out of it as a bidder? You just get to be a knight in shining armor.'

"Everyone started bidding and a guy won and he had a helicopter and he could fly her to the funeral in southern Ireland and they're now dating and they've been going out for 18 months and she's living with him.

"I have a second sister, who's gonna go on sale soon."

Maybe we should try this for Dak? haha
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The "You're Beautiful" singer recently pimped his sister out on eBay so she could get to a funeral! The plan worked so well that his sister is currently dating the dude that bid on her ass. This isn't right, is it?
James said: "I had a bit of an eBay addiction and I sold everything in my apartment in London and then I came in one day and my sister was crying because she couldn't get to a funeral in southern Ireland. "
None of the planes were working, none of the trains, none of the ferries, so I saw another golden opportunity to flog something and so I put my sister up on eBay, saying, 'Damsel in distress, needs to get to Southern Ireland. What do you get out of it as a bidder? You just get to be a knight in shining armor.'
"Everyone started bidding and a guy won and he had a helicopter and he could fly her to the funeral in southern Ireland and they're now dating and they've been going out for 18 months and she's living with him.
"I have a second sister, who's gonna go on sale soon."
Maybe we should try this for Dak? haha

No thanks. I'm not that desperate..............yet. :happy:

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Haha I saw him on MTV the other day when he was talking about it. It was pretty funny.

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