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Old 01-16-2006, 05:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cruise Gives Holmes the Gift of Himself

You would think having Tom Cruise pull you around a sealed-off FAO Schwartz by your ponytail would be 27th birthday gift enough, but as it turns out, that was just the beginning:

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.

The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, “Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child.”


See Katie's reaction below:


While we can only guess at the contents of these Cruise movie themed messages (“Will you be my co-pilot? Love, Maverick.”…†Dear Katie: Always respect the cock! And enjoy Magnolia! Ha, ha! Love, Tom”), we have no doubt this deeply personalized gift was exactly what Holmes was wishing for as she blew out her birthday candles. But being whisked away moments later by her escorts to a sensory depravation chamber for a fun-filled 76-hour Tom Cruise reprogramming session ... umm I mean film festival was simply the icing on the proverbial cake!
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Looks more like he was holding her head underwater and she fought her way up for air.

Come to think of it, that would be my reaction if someone stuck me with All the Right Moves and Cocktail on dvd. Actually, I'd stick my head under on my own.



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I'd let him impregnate me for the Risky Business DVD!!
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You would think Tom had all those fucken movies that cheap SOB.

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You would think Tom had all those fucken movies that cheap SOB.
Scientology Rule Number 62b says "one must never own a likeness of oneself".

It also says a load of stuff about not being gay and pretending to be straight too, not that that's something anyone has ever accused Tom of though.
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