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Originally Posted by TMZ After just eight short months of marriage, vertically-challenged Gary Coleman is heading to "Divorce Court" (via MSNBC). Whatcha talking about Gary?
The publicity whore is appearing before Judge Lynn Toler on TV's "Divorce Court" to hash out his matrimonial problems before they rise out of his reach. The 40-year-old has-been says he's sick of always being the bad guy and wants his voice heard. Gary's 22-year-old missus says her little man has a hot temper and bangs his head against a wall when he doesn't get his way. That explains a lot!
Gary doesn't help matters when he goes MIA in the middle of the night. His wife says she doesn't know who he's visiting in the early morning hours, considering her hubby has no friends. Gary isn't shy about his lack of friendships and says he can't trust anyone in Hollywood and doesn't need any BFFs. |
Considering Gary told several tabloid shows that they never had sex, IMO this whole "marriage" was doomed from the start.
Doh!