Jerry, George and Elaine decide to get dinner without reservations at a Chinese restaurant before seeing a movie but can't seem to get passed the Maitre'd.
George quits his job after tiring of his demanding boss, he immeadiately regrets his decision and trys to get his job back which leads to his revenge on the boss.
George wants the truth on how to break up with a girlfriend. When he does, she checks into a mental institution. Kramer sees Elaine naked while at her apartment.
Jerry and Elaine fly to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. While there, Jerry has a scuba accident and Elaine suffers an uncomfortable night on their couch.
Jerry offers his patronage to an empty restaurant and convinces the owner to convert it to a different cuisine. Elaine takes George's IQ test in secret.
George starts moving cars from side of the street to the other. Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film. Hence the birth of "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
After getting George a job at her publishing company, he repays Elaine by buying her an inexpensive sweater with a small flaw. Jerry accidentally switches cups with Elaine's boyfriend who is a recovering alcoholic.
A subway ride leads to 4 very unique experiences. Jerry befriends an overweight nudist; George meets a woman on the train missing an interview; Kramer wins a horse bet and Elaine misses a lesbian wedding.
Jerry and George hop into a limo that was not actually for them. They then invite Kramer and Elaine but later find out they're acutally going to a Neo-Nazi rally.
Jerry finds out his new artist friend plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine refuses to remove her Orioles cap at a Yankee game.
Jerry takes Kramer's keys away after he over stays his welcome. Kramer then sets out for Los Angeles. George and Jerry find out Elaine is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script.
Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo while George tries to get the NBC deal back on. Elaine tries to plan a break up from her therapist with Kramer's help.
Jerry agrees to visit a bubble boy on the way up to Susan's father's cabin but when Jerry gets lost with Elaine, George and Susan vist the bubble boy instead.
Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down.
Jerry discovers the woman he is dating is a virgin. Kramer continues to harass Jerry and George when they are trying to write a teleplay for their pilot.
In one of the most controversial Seinfeld episodes, George is caught masturbating by his mother causing a contest between the four of them to see who can go without "it" the longest.
Jerry and Elaine experience the diffrences of travelling in first class and coach. George and Kramer try to get to two airports after a flight is switched.
Jerry and George lose their privileges at the pilot after Jerry and George sneak a look at the executive's daughter's cleavage. Elaine then tries to fix the mess.
Jerry sends Elaine to find out if his new girlfriend Sidra's (Teri Hatcher) breasts are natural or an implant. George double dips a chip at a funeral repast.
Jerry and George begin casting for their pilot, Jerry which is finally ready. George is upset over the casting of his alter ego. The NBC executive Russell becomes obsessed with Elaine.
Jerry and George prepare for the taping of Jerry and each of the real life personas give tips to their TV alter egos. Elaine wears a disguise to hide from Russell. Kramer suffers bowel problems.
George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop.
George gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer's girlfriend asks Jerry to wear one of her new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making.
Elaine gets bitten by a dog and becomes afraid of them. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin and Jerry tries to figure out if it's true.
George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point.
George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks he has discovered a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man". Elaine and Jerry are nervous agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn and also hold the baby during circumcision and getting a Mohel.
Jerry dates a deaf U.S. Open line judge (Marlee Matlin). Elaine cannot communicate with a limo driver. George wants to use Jerry's girlfriend to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. Kramer becomes a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to tennis.
Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop, when they gain weight. Jerry accidentally drops an "F" bomb. George meets his old friend Lloyd Braun. Elaine begins dating Lloyd and gives him an idea for David Dinkins' mayoral campaign. Kramer's date with a lab technician results in strange test results for Rudy Giuliani.
George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his barber when he is given a real bad haircut.
Elaine meets a man who's name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry can't get his masseuse girlfriend to give him a massage. George is obsessed when Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him.
Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home with a TV Guide in hand. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store and passes off his parent's home as his. Jerry presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book.
George converts to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. Elaine dates a podiatrist. Kramer meets a Nun at George's church who becomes infatuated with him.
A woman in a toilet stall refuses to give Elaine a piece of toilet paper. The woman turns out to be Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same.
The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a babka, but they forget to take a number. Kramer and George try to get wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car.
Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist." An Russian writer tosses an Elaine's electronic organizer out of a limousine that hits a woman in the head and sends her to hospital. Kramer takes up hitting golf balls into the ocean. George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save a whale.
Jerry's girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she inquires into where it came from. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Kramer has an itch. George's new suit makes a noise.
Kramer asks a midget into getting lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital. George and his girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on a date with Elaine.
Jerry's girlfriend (Courtney Cox) poses as his wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George pees in a health club shower and is afraid of being turned in after being seen. Elaine is getting mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramer's getting ready to impress his girlfriend's parents.
Jerry's parents stay with him while they wait to go to Paris. George tries to get out of a big brother program. Elaine's latest boyfriend, is a "close talker". Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing.
Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father.
Kramer brings his girlfriend to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly. George's girlfriend's apartment catches on fire during her son's birthday party. Jerry gets revenge by heckling the woman at work and she severs her toe. Kramer finds the toe, takes a bus to the hospital and saves the passengers from a gunman. George tries to confront his feelings of cowardice.
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer visit a house in the Hamptons. George has a bout with shrinkage, Kramer steals lobsters, and Elaine is called "breathtaking."
George does the opposite of everything, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents house. Elaine starts seeing bad luck after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his coffee table book. Elaine's eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places.
Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island. Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday. George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton.
Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil. George and his girlfriend pick up a "big salad" for Elaine. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf.
Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Jerry's working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to appear with him.
Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man in a cape but don't say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her. Kramer goes to a fertility clinic. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate.
Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie. Jerry and Elaine's discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble for Poppie, Elaine's relationship & Jerry's new couch. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film.
Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. Kramer passes a kidney stone. George is caught acting homeless. Mr. Pitt becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting.
Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's. After his
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