Lohan Accounts Hacked

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

An unknown hacker has allegedly managed to hack into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, Gmail, and BlackBerry accounts, and has been posting her private emails, pictures, and MySpace messages on the Net. The hacker also plans to launch a website in the next few days featuring more of the hacked data.

The emails, between Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, and supposed lesbian girlfriend, Samantha Ronson (aka Sam Young), and Satvros Niarchos, Paris' ex, range from the mundane, to the vitriolic. The messages between Lindsay and Paris, if they are genuine, are particularly hateful, with Lindsay bitching out Paris for being so buddy-buddy with Perez Hilton. Here's what it says (dated April 11, 2007):

"FUCK YOU cunt! now that really does make me wonder.... i know u chill with perez, thats a given, ... u guys use eachother like tampons. why didn't he post not 1 article or anything regarding your "stolen storage" stunt? i hate that fat fuck, and i know u had something to do with that story. look up my name on his page and just read the crazy stories hes been making up, then we click on ur name, its always "paris at fashion week" or something Not negative. god knows what u 2 have against me, but i wont sit here and pretend like we are friends. this shits so old, i get headaches. go suck elliots dick."

Twist of lEMOn

Elliot O.O?

good damn she sure hates Paris, i dont blame her

Erin

Monk's First Lady

Haha everyone hates Perez Hilton.

Crocker

I'll summarize how this happened...

Lindsay: "Hey Paris, I've been out of the headlines for a few weeks and it's totally bumming me out."
Paris: "Oh no, that's not hot at all!"
Lindsay: "I know! I'm, like, depressed and shit."
Paris: "I have an awesome idea!"
Lindsay: "Spill it, ho!"
Paris: "Remember a couple of years ago when I gave that guy I blew at the club some of my stuff from my sidekick so that he could post it all over the Net claiming he hacked it from me? You could totally do that! It would hit the blogs and news within 24 hours and you’d be back on top, baby!"
Lindsay: "That’s a fucking awesome idea. I love it, you dirty bitch.”
Paris: “You could do that, or we could do that thing I set up with the storage unit?"
Lindsay: "Nah, that was way too obvious. Let’s go with the ‘hacked’ idea."
Paris: "Cool. I still have that slob’s number somewhere. Let’s go call him!"
Lindsay: "OK, right after we go get our avocado facials and hit the tanning salon."
Paris: "You’re on. You owe me seconds on your next boyfriend for my hot idea."
Lindsay: "Done."