Britney Spears Wants to do Nude Painting

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

According to Britain's More Magazine, Britney is so enamoured with herself, that she's commissioning a nude portrait of herself to be painted. Yes, that's right, a Britney Spears nude painting.

"Britney's been getting in better and better shape since she split with Kevin and wants her body immortalised in a portrait.

"She loves the film Titanic, especially the scene where Kate Winslet's character Rose gets painted in the nude. She wants it tastefully done, though, and is looking for the right artist to do it."

This would have been good a few years ago but now...

It just seems like a further cry for more publicity.

Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol wow. hopefully they leave her c-section scar out.

Erin

Monk's First Lady

Oh give it up already and just do porn. We all know that's where she's heading anyways.

AudioSavior

*runs out and takes painting lessons*

Griff0rd

if you think that she's a whore clap your hands *clap clap*
if you think that she's a whore clap your hands *clap clap*
not only is she boring, she just wants to go a' whoring...
if you think that she's a whore clap your hands *clap clap*

thirty7

Where's her victory over John Cena?

Oh yeah, i think K-Fed is winning the publicity stunts so far. :p

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Felix

Maintenance Worker

Although I'm pretty sure she didn't make this, you might as well throw the painting inspiration right up there with this sculpture of her:



Can't forget that work of "art"

Beaker

You know, I never seen that sculpture other than the head, and I was curious as to what it looked like, but now that I have seen it from the back side, I can no longer see anything. My retina's have burned right the hell off and I'm not sure of how I will now kill myself. Thank you ever so much for posting that picture.

U MAD

molebeing

talking about spears is a waste of time just like this picture

Edit: Removed for being offensive.. This does not belong here.

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

AudioSavior

Dude, that is disturbing. Talk about a need for bad taste police.