Britney Sex tape For Free?

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator

If you thought Britney Spears was stupid when she married Kevin Federline, or when she had two of his kids, or when she made a sex tape with him, you're going to love how Britney plans to stop K-Fed from profiting from the sale of the sex tape.

In a perfect example of cutting off your nose to spite your face, Britney Spears plans to give away her sex tape for free, just so Kevin won't make any money from it. Gratis. No money down. 100%, totally, completely, and utterly FREE! E Canada Now reports:

Sources close to Spears report she is "seriously thinking about" giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

During a visit to Burger Basket with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayen James spears said she may just post a clip of the video on MySpace.

"Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James," said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

"Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

Yes, just so K-fed won't make a penny, Britney Spears is planning to do the most drastic thing possible, which pretty much makes this the best story ever.

Forget having to pay $29.99 for this DVD like you did for the Paris Hilton sex tape. And don't worry about getting fake versions on BitTorrent.

If Britney has her way, you'll be spanking it to her and her white trash ex-husband, and it won't cost you a dime. It will, however, cost you your dignity.

B-Money

King of the Arcade

that's awesome. you go girl. Now, the real question is - when was this tape made - before or after she popped out a kid? I don't want to see fat, dumpy Britney banging anyone, even if it's free. However, I will gladly enjoy young, in-shape Britney getting some cardiovascular training in.

What?

B-Money

Slimdust

i dont care what brittney spears it is. its brittney friggin spears. I'll be watching it asap..

Abomination

Agreed.

Or..while she is prego..Oh shit.

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Necro

They were saying she should do this on the Howard Stern Show. I agree

Joseph T. Cool

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P.S. I just read that K-Fed was spotted buying underwear at the local Wal-Mart after a recent concert.

How the might have fallen eh? hahaha

Welcome to the real world Kevin you douche.

Beaker

This is pre kids Britney from what I have read. So spank away my friends, spank away, or if you're a girl rub, pinch, or penetrate away, my ladies!

U MAD

Necro

This might trump the paris porn. I beat it multiple times to Paris giving head. I dont care what people say, it made me bust many o' nuts...

Spinoff360

Makes sense for her to do that/ We will be seeing it so might as well make sure we are not seeing it by having him make money.

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