Tom Cruise Baby Suri to lead Intergalactic Army On Planet Zelphi-9

Miakal · 04-20-2006, 09:02 PM

Recent news about Tomkat's baby Suri has to come E! News' attention. Apparently the name originated from a highly classified text of the Church of Scientology, which was purchased by Cruise sometime last year. The name Suri is the supreme commander who is to lead an Intergalactic war against the planet Zelphi-9 in year 2063. Probably in October.

The Church of Scientology wasnâ€™t available for comment on this information.

Weâ€™ll keep you updated.

Credit: E! News.
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Wow.

In other news, I just made that up.

Blitzkrieg · 04-21-2006, 01:26 AM

I believe it.

Shining Wizard · 04-24-2006, 12:59 AM

I am not amused worshiper of Xenu. Miakal; you, me, Katie, and the spawn of L.Ron should go see MI3 opening weekend. It will be glorious.

Miakal · 04-25-2006, 09:31 PM

As long as I get to sit next to Katie.

Shining Wizard · 04-25-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miakal

As long as I get to sit next to Katie.

Can't say I blame you. There's no placenta like Holmes'. There's no placenta like Holmes'

Miakal · 04-26-2006, 09:44 AM

hahahahahaha. It's sad that I know exactly what you are talking about with that reference.

04-20-2006, 09:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Tom Cruise Baby Suri to lead Intergalactic Army On Planet Zelphi-9 Recent news about Tomkat's baby Suri has to come E! News' attention. Apparently the name originated from a highly classified text of the Church of Scientology, which was purchased by Cruise sometime last year. The name Suri is the supreme commander who is to lead an Intergalactic war against the planet Zelphi-9 in year 2063. Probably in October. The Church of Scientology wasnâ€™t available for comment on this information. Weâ€™ll keep you updated. Credit: E! News. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow. In other news, I just made that up.

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