Colin Farrell Fighting to Hide Sex Tape

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

Colin Farrell is suing former girlfriend and ex-Playmate Nicole Narain to keep their sex films private that were made 2 and a half years ago.

Narain, aka Miss January 2002, and Farrell made the tape for their private enjoyment and even agreed to never, ever release it publicly. Of course, since then, they've broken up, drifted apart and one of them blew up into an A-list movie star. What's a forgotten playmate to do?

By mid-July, David Hans Schmidt -- working with Narain and porn website marketing director Paul Nash -- contacted Farrell and said he was going to "commercially exploit" the tape showing the couple "in various acts of copulation." The actor was invited to meet to discuss its "commercialization" potential.

Narain and Co. has been busy on the horn to various media members to publicize the tape and their efforts to sell it. Online rumors have been discussing the tape for weeks now, with some sites reporting that the couple experimented with various Kama Sutra positions, with Farrell saying, "I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner." Apparently, Farrell is a man of hefty appetites.

The lawsuit claims that Farrell's career and public image would be irreparably damaged beyond his smoking, boozing, swearing and tomcatting ways. He is seeking unspecified damages and a permanent injunction against distribution of the tape, and that all copies be returned to him.

Interestingly, Farrell once exposed himself in a full-frontal nudity scene for "A Home at the End of the World." Unfortunately for his female fans and men who want see how they measure up, producers found the sight of his manhood too distracting for audiences and had it cut -- the scene, that is.

Miakal

And I thought he was a virgin.

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

What I find funny is the lawyer reperesenting Farrell says that if this tape gets out it will destroy his image.

What image? He is not Mr. PC

Miakal

hahahah no kidding.

It will probably just help re-enforce him as an Irish badass that gets all the chicks.

Unless he does something stupid in the tape.

Freak

Spidey, where do you get your articles from? It's just kind of weird how biased this one is, almost like it came from some dude's blog or something. I'm studying journalism and would be interested to see what kind of course this thing came from.

As for Farrell, I saw "A Home At the End of the World" and thought it was absolute garbage. One of the poorest collective acting performances I have ever seen, and whoever wrote the screenplay should be even more ashamed.

Miakal

All these celebrity articles are biased, they are never in the realm of real journalism.

Tyler Durden

I'm guessing the tape shows him to be like Jason Biggs (sp) character in the first American Pie movie.

She takes off her clothes....he's done. She gives him time to compose himself for round two, she touches him slightly.....he's done again.

That would definitely finish his image.

Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

I read movie websites and then re-word them with my own thoughts and post them here.

This one was taken directly from Variety magazine.

Freak

Oh okay, cool, that's what I wanted to know.

Reilly

Hahahahah

This Farrel person always annoyed me but I dont really care what happens. Hes a good actor though.

Give it time