Favorite Movie Quotes

Dr. Giganto

I've has this one stuck in my head all day

"Hey, how's your wife and my kids" -Major League

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

I always liked this one from Beverly Hills Cop 2:

Axel Foley: It says, "Chingan sus puercos," signed Carlos.

Billy Rosewood: Screw you . . . screw you cops, signed Carlos!

Axel Foley: "Puercos" ain't cops.

Billy Rosewood: It means pigs, another words for cops.

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Pretty much any other line from Major League or Army of Darkness.

Yeah I know its a copout, but the alternative is a giant post filled with snarky comments.

Dr. Giganto

There's no speech that gets me more hyped up than this one from Any Given Sunday

"I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we’re gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play, till we’re finished.

We’re in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell one inch at the time.

Now, I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around, I see these young faces, and I think...I mean, I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who’s ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life, things get taken from you. But you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life’s this game of inches. So is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one-half a step too late or too early, and you don’t quite make it. One half – second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game, every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone else around us, to pices for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. cause we know when we add up all those inches, that’s gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!

I’ll tell you this. In any fight it’s the guy who’s willing to die who’s gonna win that inch.
And I know if I’m gonna have any life anymore, it’s because I’m still willing to fight and die for that inch. Because that’s what living is! The six inches in front of your face!

Now, I can’t make you do it! You got to look at the guy next to you! Look into his eyes! Now I think you’re gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows, when it comes down to it, you’re gonna do the same for him! That’s a team, gentleman! And either we heal now, as a team or we will die as individuals.

That’s football guys. That all it is.

Now, what are you gonna do?"

Tyler Durden

From The Godfather -

Michael Corleone: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was that?
Michael: Luca Brasi, held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract.

spankymcspankspank

i love agent smith!


"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."

"Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?"

"Because I choose to" -Neo

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it's still real to me, dammit!

The Half Boy

From 'A Bronx Tale'

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Calogero: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

HellKat

Scarface: "Say hello to my little friend."

Oscar: "Trust me, he's no help!" (Stallone referring to his bodyguard); "That's OK I'll get it." (the butler w/his hands full when the doorbell rings)

Heathers: "F*** me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa to you?"

Cruel Intentions: "I'm the Marsha F****** Brady of the upper east side and sometimes I wanna kill myself."

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Erin

Monk's First Lady

This has probably been done before, but were going to do it again. Pick one of your favourite movies, and then list a few of the best quotes.

Pink's favourite Home Alone Quotes!


Kevin McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Clerk: Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon.
Kevin: Well could you please find out for me?


Kevin: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.


Uncle Frank: Look whay you DID, you little JERK!


Kevin McCallister: I don't want another family. I don't want any family. Families suck!
Kate McCallister: Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin McCallister: I don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life!


Furnace: Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha.
Kevin McCallister: Shut up.

HellKat

10 Things I Hate About You

Kat to Joey: Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Dad: My insurance does not cover PMS
Kat: Well tell them I had a seizure!

Bianca to Joey (punching him repeatedly): That's for my date, that's for my sister, and that (knees him in the groin)... that's for me.

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