This is a discussion on Favorite Movie Quotes within the Entertainment forums, part of the Entertainment Forums category; I could quote practically all of the Big Lebowski but here is my favorite exhange between the Dude and Walter...
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I could quote practically all of the Big Lebowski but here is my favorite exhange between the Dude and Walter...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This has probably been done before, but were going to do it again. Pick one of your favourite movies, and then list a few of the best quotes.
Pink's favourite Home Alone Quotes!
Kevin McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? Clerk: Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon. Kevin: Well could you please find out for me?
Kevin: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.
Uncle Frank: Look whay you DID, you little JERK!
Kevin McCallister: I don't want another family. I don't want any family. Families suck! Kate McCallister: Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night. Kevin McCallister: I don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life!
Furnace: Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha. Kevin McCallister: Shut up.
Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff, you better come out and pound me!
I could quote the entire fucking Anchorman movie, but I'll try and contain myself.
Ron: It's sooo hot! Milk was a bad choice...
Ron: You're so wise, like a minature Buddha covered in hair.
Brian: Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off
Ron: Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.
Garth: Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop... Poop mouth.
Ron; If I was to give you some money from my wallet would that make things better?
Garth: I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!
Ron: Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
I'll wrap it up there or be here all day. You stay classy, planet earth!
Frank the Tank: No, I can't, I promised my wife I wouldn't drink. We've got a big day tomorrow. A nice little Saturday...We're gonna go to Home Depot! Get some flooring...We might go to Bed Bath and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. You know what, gimme that thing, I'll do one.
Spanish: He gon' do one! He gon' do one
Frank the Tank: (finishes beer funnel) FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!! It's so good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!!!
Beanie: You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19-year old girls all day?
Beanie: Look, I'm married. But, why don't you give me your number, and if anything ever happens to my wife, I'll call you
Mark: (Mitch walks in on him and a waitress in the bathroom) Oh, so I guess we're not knocking, huh? So, what are you gonna do, tell on me? You can't do it, you know. It's a chick thing. Guys don't tell on other guys. You're not a chick are you?...OK, good talk, I'll see you out there
Spanish: If I get kicked out of school i'll have to work at Red Lobster
Walter: You already work at Red Lobster
Spanish: Yeah, but it's part-time DICK.
Marissa: Frank, I think we should get a divorce.
Frank the Tank: You mean, like a real divorce?
Marisa: Yeah, I'm sorry...
Frank the Tank: Well, if I don't see you...keep on...keep trucking. Good stuff
Beanie: Mitch, don't beat yourself up over this. Damnit, Blue was old. That's what old people do, they die
Frank the Tank: (after his wife finds him drunk and naked int he street) Honey, you think KFC is still open?
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. Jules: Then what do they call it? Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese. Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac? Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac. Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper? Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
------------------------------ Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
---------------------------- Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? Brett: No. Jules: Tell him, Vincent. Vincent: Royale with cheese. Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese? Brett: Because of the metric system? Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker
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