The Longest Yard

Miakal

Is it just me or does this movie look godawful?

Why are they remaking a movie that sucked originally? Is this how low we've sunk?

Even with some of the "star studded" cast they have with the movie it's still looks horrific. It makes me cringe, then fart, then cry, then recycle. That's how bad it looks to me.

Mr. Kennedy

I never saw the original but it does look awfull base on the commercials for it.
You're right, they should re-make movies that were good not ones that sucked.

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Joe Cool

Administrator

The early reviews have been less than kind.

I don't think it will be even close to a hit.

Has Chris Rock made a decent movie in the past few years?

Everything he's been in has bombed at the box office.

Necro

VIP Room Moderator

It seems like Sandler isnt even trying. Not that he's tried that hard on previous work, but even less than before..

Blitzkrieg

Administrator

Yeah it seems as though every movie with him, no matter what the plot turns into the same old jokes over and over that we've seen a million times. Lemme guess, he beats the crap out of somebody?

Joe Cool

Administrator

And it will have Duece Bigalow in it screaming

"You Can Do It!!!"

That joke got old three movies ago!

Jackie Pies

it does look bad. when i first saw info on the movie, not knowing it was a remake, i thought it was just a new waterboy w/ sandler as slightly less retarded.
but i suppose i'll still see it. it does have nash, stone cold, and pigfuck, i mean goldberg.. and a scarecrow = courtney cox.
also, it does have rob schneider in it- but that's hardly surprising. as spidey hinted, you can't make a sandler movie w/ out schneider.... though i am surprised that steve buscemi isn't in it. crap i say.

Dr. Giganto

Looks terrible.

My friend has this theory that Adam Snadler got picked on as a little kid, because every movie he tries to be a tough guy who kicks people's asses. Its like he has an inferiority complex or something

His movies have gotten progressively worse and worse. Billy Madison was good, Happy Gilmore was good, Big Daddy was cute at times, everything else has pretty much sucked

Chris Rock, though being one of the funniest men alive, simply doesnt translate well to the movies. Although the movie where he becomes President is pretty funny

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"We called everybody, nobody wants to run with you"
"Did you call Hammer?"
"....No, I did not call Hammer"
"Well then, you didnt call EVERYBODY"

BrownSugar

I actually watched this film and it is not bad...it is pretty damn funny too, although you don't see much Stone Cold, Goldberg, or Kevin Nash...that McDonald's guy if freakin hilarious!

thirty7

I just watched it a few days ago, I don't understand all the press hate fir it, I thought it was gold. Although, surprisingly enough Kevin Nash steals the movie in my opinion as an estrogen ridden guard.

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