MTV Settles for Britney's Sloppy Seconds

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

Do we really need to see this show again?! Wasn't one time bad enough?
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LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) Proving that the network always has room for late '90s pop tarts and their less significant others, MTV has snagged encore rights to "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" from Viacom sibling UPN. The unscripted show's first two episodes will air back-to-back on Thursday, May 26 at 10 p.m. ET and subsequent half-hour episodes will air in the same slot through the show's hour-long finale.

Using never-before-seen private home videos, "Chaotic" documents the, um, fairy tale love story between the "Crossroads" star and Shar Jackson's baby daddy. It's a good way for MTV to fill time until Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are ready for another season of "Newlyweds" or are prepared to let the cable network film their divorce proceedings.

"Chaotic" wasn't sent out to critics before its Tuesday (May 17) premiere on UPN, but reviewers who watched the first episode have sought out a morning after pill to purge all memories, calling the show a "stinker," a "waste" and several worse names.

Viewers seemed at least somewhat interested. "Chaotic" averaged roughly 3.46 million viewers, according to early Nielsen estimates, a large improvement over the audience attracted by the more admired "Veronica Mars" throughout the season. The show's 2.5 rating among adults 18-34 put UPN ahead of ABC, NBC and The WB for its time period.

Dr. Giganto

Why won't she disappear?!?!?!?!?!

She has very little talent, and is good-looking but really nothing special. She's just a product of a corporate hype machine. I dont want to hear about Britney anymore. Britney sucks and so does her loser husband

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

Agreed. Also, if you made the mistake of watching this show, like me, you will know it would be horrible with any celeb starring in it.

Most of the camera shots were made from obviously home movies or something because the camera weaves and bobs so much it made me sea sick.

Hearing Britney tell people how good Kevin is in bed does not make a good tv show!

Miakal

To be fair though, Kevin is pretty good in bed.

Also I'd like to point out that the girl I bagged last night is way better looking than Britney.

God, I rule!

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

Yeah but I lasted longer than you last night!

Dr. Giganto

Necro

Another show I wont be watching...

Miakal

Mister D, pictures of me?

Spidey, yes.

Britney, maybe.

What does this say about MTV? Instead of having 30 minutes of videos or something MUSIC related they put on a tv show that they already know sucks it bad. I hope it replaces that show with Cameron Diaz, that show fucking annoys me.

Jackie Pies

i assume you've seen maddox's write up about the cameron show, pretty funny shit

Miakal

Hahaha, actually I just read it like ten minutes ago. I forgot I made this post.

But yeah, that show needs to be canceled. For me it's not even that she's pretending to care about the environment, it's just that I feel complete rage while it's on.