I can't remember if I posted this here or not (its that whole senile thing I have working for me), but here's a fun recap site for many television shows:
www.televisionwithoutpity.com
They recap most of the reality shows and many dramas. There's also a Permanent Hiatus section which is basically an archive section of shows they don't recap anymore. Shows that are no longer on or they began to hate watching (COUGHjudgingamyCOUGH)...stuff like that.
Anyway, fun site. Most of the reviewers are pretty funny. The boards there are pretty tightly modded though, so post at your own risk there.
Here's a snippet from the recap of last week's Apprentice (for those here that watch it) that I found particularly amusing:
"Just then, the door to the suite opens. "Honey, I'm home," says Tana with the help of her leather jacket. Craig and Kendra hop up from the couch and run for the living room. Tana runs down the hallway and hops up into Craig's arms, which would be sort of endearing if they weren't both pretty much insufferable. What's even worse is that Tana says, "This is destiny." Destiny? It's fucking Donald Trump, lady. It's got about as much to do with destiny as ice cream sandwiches have to do with existential angst, and you need to get that straight before we sit through a finale together -- um, assuming we do. She goes on: "Whoever this was made for will be the one who eventually gets it." This is where it occurs to me that I would love to see a version of this show in which everything these people say that doesn't mean a goddamn thing is edited out and replaced with, like, animal noises. Like, instead of hearing Tana say "whoever this was made for will be the one who eventually gets it," you would see her lips moving, but you would just hear owls. Her lips: "Whoever this was made for will be the one who eventually gets it." Her voice: "[Hoo-hoooooo.]"
Actually the whole recap is full of parts I could quote for hilarity's sake (as most of them are) but you get the picture.
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