Seinfeld Trivia Quizzes

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

For my second journey into creating these quizes I did one on the TV show Seinfeld since I know we have many fans here.


1. Which character is Kal Varnson and where does he work?
Jerry, Vandalay Industries
Jerry, Importer/Exporter
George, Yankees
Newman, US Post Office

2. What alias does Kramer use when auditioning to play himself on the
show "Jerry"?
Dr Vandalay
None, he uses his real name.
Nos Veratu
Martin Van Nostrand

3. What profession does George pretend to be in when a female college
friend calls him for a date?
Marine Biologist
He tells her he's writing a screenplay for the show, "Jerry."
Architect
Unemployed and living with his parents

4. What name did Newman use on the application when he applied for the
transfer to Hawaii?
Martin Van Nostrand
Marty Bookheimer
Keith Hernandez
He used his real name.

5. Why did Elaine use the janitor's closet (in the apartment building across the street) as her apartment?
The Chinese delivery didn't go as far as her side of the street.
To hide from her doctor.
To hide from Crazy Joe Davola.
To be closer to Mr Peterman.

6. What profession does George say he's always wanted to pretend to be?
Architect
Screenwriter
Importer/exporter
Actor in a Woody Allen movie

7. Why did Jerry and George pretend to be meeting a friend for lunch
in the lobby of an office building?
So they could "accidentally" bump into a woman Jerry wanted to
date.
To meet Keith Hernandez.
So they could get better seats at a Mets game.
To keep Kramer from going to California after they had a fight about
Jerry's apt. keys.

8. Elaine Benes has never used an alias on the show.
True
False

9. Who does Elaine pretend to be when she keeps getting phone calls
from a person who used to have the same number?
Susan
"Gammy"
Paloma
Susan's college friend, "Kathy"

10. When George and Jerry try to con their way into a limo from the
airport, what names do they adopt?
George and Jerry are the Murphy Brothers.
George= Dylan, Jerry= O'Grady
George= O'Brien, Jerry= Murphy
George= O'Grady, Jerry= Dylan

Good luck!!

-Spidey

pp2

1) Not sure I follow this one, but I think the answer is 1...from the two-parter "The Boyfriend", right?

2) Martin Van Nostrund

3) Marine Biologist

4) His real name

5) The Chinese delivery didn't deliver to her side of the street

6) Architect

7) To "accidentally" bump into the woman Jerry met at the b-day party

8) False

9) Gammy...that episode was hilarious

10) George was O'Brien, Jerry was Dylan Murhpy



The only one I'm not certain on is 8, I can't remember the specific episode but I do seem to recall Elaine claiming she was someone else at least once...could be faulty memory though.

Dr. Giganto

For my second journey into creating these quizes I did one on the TV show Seinfeld since I know we have many fans here.

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1. Which character is Kal Varnson and where does he work?
Jerry, Vandalay Industries


2. What alias does Kramer use when auditioning to play himself on the
show "Jerry"?
Martin Van Nostrand

3. What profession does George pretend to be in when a female college
friend calls him for a date?
Marine Biologist


4. What name did Newman use on the application when he applied for the
transfer to Hawaii?
Martin Van Nostrand
Marty Bookheimer


5. Why did Elaine use the janitor's closet (in the apartment building across the street) as her apartment?
The Chinese delivery didn't go as far as her side of the street.


6. What profession does George say he's always wanted to pretend to be?
Architect


7. Why did Jerry and George pretend to be meeting a friend for lunch
in the lobby of an office building?
So they could "accidentally" bump into a woman Jerry wanted to
date.


8. Elaine Benes has never used an alias on the show.
False


9. Who does Elaine pretend to be when she keeps getting phone calls
from a person who used to have the same number?
Paloma


10. When George and Jerry try to con their way into a limo from the
airport, what names do they adopt?
George and Jerry are the Murphy Brothers.
George= Dylan, Jerry= O'Grady

Blitzkrieg

Ok...this is one of my favorite shows ever..I hope I do well.



1. Which character is Kal Varnson and where does he work?
Jerry, Vandalay Industries
Jerry, Importer/Exporter
George, Yankees
Newman, US Post Office

2. What alias does Kramer use when auditioning to play himself on the
show "Jerry"?
Dr Vandalay
None, he uses his real name.
Nos Veratu
Martin Van Nostrand

3. What profession does George pretend to be in when a female college
friend calls him for a date?
Marine Biologist
He tells her he's writing a screenplay for the show, "Jerry."
Architect
Unemployed and living with his parents

4. What name did Newman use on the application when he applied for the
transfer to Hawaii?
Martin Van Nostrand
Marty Bookheimer
Keith Hernandez
He used his real name.

5. Why did Elaine use the janitor's closet (in the apartment building across the street) as her apartment?
The Chinese delivery didn't go as far as her side of the street.
To hide from her doctor.
To hide from Crazy Joe Davola.
To be closer to Mr Peterman.

6. What profession does George say he's always wanted to pretend to be?
Architect
Screenwriter
Importer/exporter
Actor in a Woody Allen movie

7. Why did Jerry and George pretend to be meeting a friend for lunch
in the lobby of an office building?
So they could "accidentally" bump into a woman Jerry wanted to
date.
To meet Keith Hernandez.
So they could get better seats at a Mets game.
To keep Kramer from going to California after they had a fight about
Jerry's apt. keys.

8. Elaine Benes has never used an alias on the show.
True
False

9. Who does Elaine pretend to be when she keeps getting phone calls
from a person who used to have the same number?
Susan
"Gammy"
Paloma
Susan's college friend, "Kathy"

10. When George and Jerry try to con their way into a limo from the
airport, what names do they adopt?
George and Jerry are the Murphy Brothers.
George= Dylan, Jerry= O'Grady
George= O'Brien, Jerry= Murphy
George= O'Grady, Jerry= Dylan

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

1. Which character is Kal Varnson and where does he work?

Jerry, Vadalay industries not positive though.....

2. What alias does Kramer use when auditioning to play himself on the
show "Jerry"?

Martin Van Nostrand - This is also the name he uses when he needs to use the bathroom in the rich womans apartment during the Puerto Rican Day parade.

3. What profession does George pretend to be in when a female college
friend calls him for a date?
Marine Biologist. "I looked into the belly of the great fish!!" "Mammal" "Whatever"

4. What name did Newman use on the application when he applied for the
transfer to Hawaii?

He used his real name.

5. Why did Elaine use the janitor's closet (in the apartment building across the street) as her apartment?

The Chinese delivery didn't go as far as her side of the street.


6. What profession does George say he's always wanted to pretend to be?

Architect

7. Why did Jerry and George pretend to be meeting a friend for lunch
in the lobby of an office building?

So they could "accidentally" bump into a woman Jerry wanted to
date.

Also the debut of the name Art Vandalay.

8. Elaine Benes has never used an alias on the show.
True
- I think

9. Who does Elaine pretend to be when she keeps getting phone calls
from a person who used to have the same number?
"Gammy"


10. When George and Jerry try to con their way into a limo from the
airport, what names do they adopt?
.
George= O'Brien, Jerry= Murphy

Create A Poster for No Mercy

Dr. Giganto

"The sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to return soup at a deli"

My favorite Seinfeld quote ever

Oh, Simon, you may be interested to know, being a Seinfeld nut that you are, that my kinda-sorta girlfriend lives literally one black away from the Seinfeld coffee shop. I pass by there all the time, but have never actually gone in

Blitzkrieg

Haha...yeah, they just all looked at him like "what the hell does that mean?"..and then he pulled out the golf ball and Kramer was like, "Th..that a Titlelist?' George nodded yes...and Kramer's quote, "Ahh.. hole in one huh?"

lol...I almost pissed my pants. Great episode.

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

I'll post the answers tomorrow once everyone's had a chance to guess.

So far no one has got them all right.

pp2

The only two I'm not certain on are 4 and 8.

Joseph T. Cool

Administrator & WC HOF'er

pp2 could you clarify your answer for #1? I may have incorrectly said no one got them all right.

You are correct on 4 and 8.