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1. Which character is Kal Varnson and where does he work? Jerry, Vandalay Industries
Jerry, Importer/Exporter
George, Yankees
Newman, US Post Office For George who gave that company name as a reference to the Unemployment agency. He was seeking work as a latex salesman.
2. What alias does Kramer use when auditioning to play himself on the
show "Jerry"? Dr Vandalay
None, he uses his real name.
Nos Veratu Martin Van Nostrand
3. What profession does George pretend to be in when a female college
friend calls him for a date? Marine Biologist
He tells her he's writing a screenplay for the show, "Jerry."
Architect
Unemployed and living with his parents
4. What name did Newman use on the application when he applied for the
transfer to Hawaii? Martin Van Nostrand
Marty Bookheimer
Keith Hernandez He used his real name.
5. Why did Elaine use the janitor's closet (in the apartment building across the street) as her apartment? The Chinese delivery didn't go as far as her side of the street.
To hide from her doctor.
To hide from Crazy Joe Davola.
To be closer to Mr Peterman.
6. What profession does George say he's always wanted to pretend to be? Architect
Screenwriter
Importer/exporter
Actor in a Woody Allen movie
7. Why did Jerry and George pretend to be meeting a friend for lunch
in the lobby of an office building? So they could "accidentally" bump into a woman Jerry wanted to
date.
To meet Keith Hernandez.
So they could get better seats at a Mets game.
To keep Kramer from going to California after they had a fight about
Jerry's apt. keys.
8. Elaine Benes has never used an alias on the show. True False She used the alias of "paloma" when she was pretending to be Uncle Leo's nurse
9. Who does Elaine pretend to be when she keeps getting phone calls
from a person who used to have the same number? Susan "Gammy"
Paloma
Susan's college friend, "Kathy" She pretended to die on the phone with the little boy. He called 911 and the fire dept broke in her door telling her "You're gonna make it, Gammy!"
10. When George and Jerry try to con their way into a limo from the
airport, what names do they adopt? George and Jerry are the Murphy Brothers.
George= Dylan, Jerry= O'Grady George= O'Brien, Jerry= Murphy
George= O'Grady, Jerry= Dylan
I am watching it right now, (3rd episode in a row). Its the one where George tries to make any black person he meets his friend to prove to Mr. Morgan at the Yankees that he likes black people.
Haha.
Although the mother from the 70's show is Jerrys agent in this episode. Her character was so annoying its not funny.
I was watching that episode too, funny stuff. Is it just me or does Jason Alexander channel Jackie Gleason when playing George? Anyway...
Did you see the one over the weekend, The Cigar Store Indian? The one where Jerry is dating an Indian woman and he already offended her by making war cry noises regarding a cigar store Indian he bought Elaine. Later he gets into a complete p.c. mess with common everyday terms in conversation. He has to catch himself from saying he got some game tickets from a scalper and that he made a dinner "reservation". Best exchange was regarding his date asking for the return of a TV Guide she had given him:
Her: I want that back, its mine.
Jerry: You can't give me something then ask for it back...that's makes you an...
Her: A WHAT?
Jerry: Ahm...a person who takes things back?
Her: An INDIAN GIVER?
Jerry: (indignant) I'm sorry, but I'm not familiar with that term....
Some great stuff in this show. Pretty much every episode had memorable sequences like this. Season 4 comes out next week on dvd!
Yeah, I remember that being mentioned in the extras on the dvd sets and yet...I dunno. I hear Ralph Kramden when George begins to rant.
Meh, I wish all the dvds were out already. I just saw Soup Nazi last week and I need another fix. Seriously, there are so many classic episodes from this show its sickening. We'll probably never see anything like it again.
The great thing about this show is that they can make a really funny episode out of practically nothing..just them talking like we do in real life.
Some of my favorite episodes for example, they don't even go anywhere. The parking garage episode, the one where Elaine and Jerry go to get the chocolate bobca or whatever and at the same time George and Kramer are getting wine, or even the chinese restaurant episode.
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