Who would win in a sword fight?

Thundercat

Saw this on another board thought it was kidna fun and im bored so who'd win, either in Tournment style or Battle Royal style?

Achilles (Troy)
Aragorn (LOTR)
Bride (Kill Bill)
Lancelot (Excalibur)
Blade (Blade)
Connor Mcleod (Highlander)
Darth Vader (Star Wars) wielding a normal sword.
The hessian mercenary (Sleepy hollow) With a head
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the carribean)
Leonardo (Teenage mutant ninja turtles)
Madeas (The scorpion King)
Maximus (Gladiator)
Nathan Algren (The last samurai)
William Wallace (Braveheart)
Conan (Conan The Barbarian)
Morpheus (The Matrix)

I'd choose Connor Mcleod for tournment style and Achilles for Battle Royal

"Drugs are for the weak"

Tyler Durden

I would win as I have a huge "sword"!!!

The Dude

No one can defeat the Dark Lord of the Sith, Lord Vader.




Except for Luke Skywalker, anyway.

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

vixxxen

Have to agree. For some reason, I always liked Lord Vader.

Chewy

Darth Vander without a light saber would get his ass handed to him, the weight difference is a huge factor.

Id have to say Conan that dude kicked ass.

I wanna see maximus and Achilles go at it

The Dude

Quagmire, you forget that Vader has the ability to use the Force. Nobody said it had to be a fair sword fight. ;)

All Vader would have to do would force push the person to the ground, then stab him/her/it with the sword dealie.

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

Dr. Giganto

Unless, of course, he was in the Matrix, where Neo would have the advantage

Chewy

Vaders a bitch if he has to use the force to have the advantage.

Silent State whats the rules man.

The Farmer

Aragon is the king of man. He would triumph and save mankind. He's got to win. He's got to.

Thundercat

rules? I guess Vader would have to be allowed to use the force since i choose Connor Mcleod in a tournment and Achilles in a Battle Royal because they're both immortal, and taking away the force would be taking away them being immortal i guess. Bbut even with the force Vader couldnt even beat Morpheus one on one, and in a battle royal he woudlnt even know what to do and be taken out lol

"Drugs are for the weak"