Clap, Paper, and Zippers: Behind the Music

Bon

Guardian Devil

Today 01:52 PM Guardian Devil
[Edit | Delete] "Yeah man, I used to snort a kilo like every day. But my producer didn't care as long as I kept zipping. Eventually my wife found out and left me...that's when my whole life fell apart.

Today 01:53 PM Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] "yeah...I was just doin my thing....it wasnt about the industry, it was about the music....well, thats not what Greg thought..sometimes I think he was only in it for the money"

Today 01:54 PM Guardian Devil
[Edit | Delete] "and the bitches..."

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "No comment"

Today 01:56 PM Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "American Idol couldn't handle the ripping"

Today 01:57 PM Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "After that I had severe depression, but one day my mum returned and handed me a new piece of paper...my career kinda restarted"

Today 01:58 PM Guardian Devil
[Edit | Delete] "In the spring of '84 I went solo as 'Jack the Zipper'. I made 2 albums which both went platinum, but I blew it all on cocaine. To this day, I still feel like the one that had the talent..."

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "Bon was the pretty boy of the group, he was a control freak"

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "Bon wanted us to go hardcore in '03"

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "Read it all in my autobiography, Ripping Never Felt So Bad..."

Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] " I wanted to go hardcore to try and get us back on the charts, but of course, Greg was against it"

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "Bon only wanted success, for me it was all about the ripping."

Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] "we could have been the first band with Victory records, but Greg said it was some two-bit label, but look at it now..."

Today 02:07 PM Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "Wannaber records were the best choice at the time, if we joind victory we would have split even earlier"

Guardian Devil
[Edit | Delete] "And while we debated moving to a different label, I moved up to heroin and nearly died on several occasions. It gotta better each time."

Today 02:08 PM Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] " all Joe cared about was partying and the drugs. He no-showed 3 gigs, and then, we kicked him out.."

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "Victory had drugs tests...it would have been it for us."

Today 02:08 PM Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "and eventually it was for Joe"

Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] "worst move we'ed ever made...he went solo, and me and Greg were left in the dust"

[Edit | Delete] "The other 2 guys don't know this but I robbed both their grandma's to buy more and more smack"

Today 02:09 PM Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] "my grandmother was always yelling at me, saying I took her money..."

Today 02:09 PM Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] "and I dont know why"

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "Nana always hated Joe"

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "She influenced the decision."

Today 02:11 PM Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] " Nana Snaps was always nice....she made these great brownies...:

Guardian Devil
[Edit | Delete] "One time, I took a double dip of coke and heroin, I ended up in a coma for a week. But did those two come to see me? Nah....nah. *sniffles*"

Sir Bon Himself
[Edit | Delete] "Joe dissapeared for a week...I had no idea where he was..., thought he OD'ed, and was dead..."

Emperor Snapelstein
[Edit | Delete] "We had no pity for Joe, it was his own fault. He tried rehab 20 times, it didn't work."

[+Snaps]

Session 2:

Snaps - "They could always keep to tune, I was always the dependency"

GD - "You know, months would pass by, and all I wanted to do was get high"

"I felt like Tony Montana with my head in a giant bag of cocaine".

Bon - *Joe always wanted to get high...he is outta the music business, now he does the voice for Towelie on South Park*

Snaps - "His homosexuality came out, in the news...how me and Bon laughed"

Bon - *Me and Greg had a good laugh when we found out about Joe's ALLEGED sexual...preference*

GD - "Sure, occasionally I would tap a couple of guys' asses, but who doesn't?"

Snaps - "Now me and Bon have nothing against faggots but..."

Snaps - "We forgave him...for the good of the band"

Bon - *I'm strait and damn proud of it...there was this one night...we walked into Joe's hotel room, and there was some kinda gay romp goin on*

*but, he wasnt even there! we forgave him, just to move on*

GD - "I was high for Christ's sake"

Snaps - "He always used that excuse.."

Bon - *oh man, he alwasys had the same excuse*

Snaps - "I was high this, I was stoned that"

Bon - *never had a problem with Greg, Nana Snaps made these AMAZING brownies...it was really weird when Joe was tryin to light it...very strange*

Snaps - "Nana is passing on the recipe in her will, hopefully without the weed…"

Bon - *I think Joe tried teachin Sex Ed in some High School...well, lets just say that led to law suit #47*

*I dont think he realized what a High School was...all he saw was high, and he was there*

*of course, we all had our brushes with the law*

Snaps - "Thats why they call me Snaps..."

"Too many speeding tickets"

Bon - *one time...I was drunk, and was at dollar store...I had a basket filled with random stuff, and dumped it all down at the register, I handed the cashier a dollar, and grabbed all the stuff and started to leave....it was just my luck that the popo's were in the parking lot*

*they beat me down like a government mule*

*worst part was, I didnt even get my Twix bar...

*hot damn how I wanted that Twix*

*well, and there were all those times I stole from the dollar store...dunno why I did, not like I didnt have money...I guess it was just the rush

*I would load up my torn up Punisher hoodie, and just leave, I practically had stuff fallin out of all my pockets*

*good times....good times...*

*and then, one time...there was some groupy fag named Damal or Daren or sumtin, and he took a swing at me, when I when for a crowd dive....I beat that bastards ass down*

Snaps - "We all received hate mail form him, he used to be a big fan.

Bon - *and now he is out to kill me*

*I sent him a autographed 8x10, and he just sent me a picture of him burning it*

Snaps - "I need to call this interview over, I think thats him across the road..."

Bon - * I just got a call from Snaps, he says he found ;em

*I must go to! ~runs~*