Chinese Democracy review?

God

Super Moderator

Chuck Klosterman of Spin magazine has penned a review of the complete 13-song version of Guns N' Roses' long-awaited new album, "Chinese Democracy". An excerpt from his review follows:

"It’s been a long time since Guns N’ Roses have released an album of new material. Everybody knows this, but it’s a fact that bears repeating. If you purchased a kitten on the day that Use Your Illusion I & II arrived in stores, it’s probably dead by now. As a consequence, there has been a great deal of pressure on Axl Rose to deliver a record that would validate a 15-year, $13 million wait. There is really only one way for Chinese Democracy to avoid utter and absolute failure: It needs to be the greatest rock album ever made.


"Chinese Democracy is not the greatest rock album ever made.

"Oh, it’s certainly awesome, but I don’t think it’s "15 years awesome." Had Axl released his album after a silence of, say, 11 years and two months (at a cost of, say, $11.5 million), Chinese Democracy would be an undeniable masterpiece, but considering the circumstances, some of this work seems shoddy. I get the impression most of the 13 songs were written between 1993 and 1999, and Rose merely spent six or seven years touching them up in the studio. One is forced to wonder if a track like "Madagascar" was only recorded 75 or 80 times, which calls Axl’s alleged "maniacal perfectionism" directly into question."

Guardian Devil

Well, good to hear that it's at least 11 years 2 months worth of awesome, I can accept that.

"yo james i see u on da flip side yo GD watch ya fuckin mouf i fuck u up but u aint nowhere in sight so what chu wanna do faggot"

God

Super Moderator

lol didnt kno u liked guns

Chuck Norris

Wrestling Moderator

that guy can STFU, it will rock, and he fucking knows it.