I'm calling it now, during the Cena/K-Fed match, Britney walks down, kicks Fed in the nuts and raises up Cena's hand as the winner. Britney = Face, K-Fed = Heel.
This will lead to Wrestlemania 23: K-Fed vs. Britney in a "Sean Preston on a Pole" match. First one to pull him down gets full custody, the other gets none. I know, they have Jayden James or whatever, but really who cares about that little pudge?
And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (12/4/2008)
Catholics -- which I was until I reached an age of reason -- Cathloics and other Christians are against abortions, and they're against homosexuals. Well, who has less abortions than homosexuals? Here's an entire class of citizens guaranteed never to have an abortion, and the Cathloics and Christians are just tossin' them aside. You'd think they'd be natural allies.
Oh man how funny would that be. Ridiclous and degrading, but entertaining none the less. Good for you Britt, basically she used him to give her children that will be incredible dancers, but nothing else.
People say a lot of shit, but I do think she is a loving and caring mother. A tad clueless, but nothing a good nanny can't help with.
A day after Britney Spears filed divorce papers, Kevin Federline counter-filed court papers Wednesday seeking sole custody of the couple's two children. The former backup dancer and aspiring rapper is also seeking spousal support.
"Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals," said Michael Sands, spokesman for Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.
Citing "irreconcilable differences," Spears filed for divorce Tuesday.
Spears, 24, married Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son, Jayden James, who was born Sept. 12.
Spears married Federline eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage provided endless fodder for tabloids, which speculated frequently that the union was in trouble.