Scary Movie 5 Announced

Necro

Scary Movie 5 is coming!
Posted : April 17, 2006 Writer : Clint Morris

And you’re all to blame. Why couldn’t you just go last-minute Easter egg shopping, instead of feeding the monster?

Hot on the heels of the $41 million dollar opening weekend for “Scary Movie 4�, the Weinstein’s have announced - yep, get excited – “Scary Movie 5�.

It looks like David Zucker – seriously, he’s lost his touch since the fantastic “Airplane� films, don’t ya reckon? – will be back to steer the next stinky ship too. (But first, he’s doing a superhero spoof – which originally, I think, was going to be the basis for a “Scary Movie 4�).

If I were a guessing man – and since I lost the car, house and wife in a poker deal in Vegas, I’m not – I’d say most of the Zucker regulars, like Leslie Nielsen, Charlie Sheen and Regina Hall will probably be back. I’m assuming Anna Faris will come back for the fifth chapter too, since she’s already expressed interest, but I think she’s making a blunder if she does so.

Why? She’s better than that. She’s beyond Cindy Campbell. Four’s enough, ain’t it?

I’m hoping Anna Faris comes to her senses – she’s frickin’ amazing in “Just Friends� and “Brokeback Mountain� – and realises she’s a much better actress than poo jokes and half-cocked movie spoofs, and cops out of the next instalment. I’ll admit, yeah, she’s still the only reason to watch the “Scary Movie� franchise, and I'll miss her too, but surely some other job-hungry looker can gladly fill her spot, and keep the babe-beseeching male viewer happy? (Heck, Carmen Electra’s not going anywhere). We owe it to Faris, to let her go.

Time to bite into some meat Anna.

No confirmed date on “Scary Movie 5�, but one source tells us that it could be hitting theatres as early as this time next year.

InfamousTJ

I love the scary movies, because of Anna Farris she is my favorite! If she isn't in this one, then I don't know how much I shall enjoy it.

Slimdust

i liked the first two but 3 and 4 were horrible imo. They need to just stop.

Necro

I didnt mind any of them. They were all watchable...

CrasH - X

Remember the Spyda, dude ..

Psycho Diva

I only liked the 1st one, the rest sucked.

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Jack's Raging Fury

the last one was the worst of them all. It wasnt funny at all except when she was talking to the little ghost boy and he was just sayin the names of cars and stuff.

PeaceSells

Super Moderator

I didn't even bother to see the fourth one as they've gone down hill so badly. First one was very amusing and inventful and I also enjoyed the second one. The third one I found quite poor and I didn't hear good things about the fourth one. So basically, it's time for them to stop making them now.

Ajax

1 and 3 were both pretty good, but I hated 2 and was very dissapointed in 4 which had maybe two funny parts. I think it's about time they gave it up, as the jokes will probably only going to be more crude and lame than in the last ones. The only thing that could be funny about another one would be to see which movies they spoof.