Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

Michael Jackson was caught for about the fourth time this year dressed in drag. Here's the latest pile of fresh shit Michael Jackson's handlers are feverishly trying to stuff back in the horse:


"The 'Thriller' singer was seen in St Tropez, France, wearing a ruffled blouse, tight jeans and stilettos - hiding his face under a huge floppy blue hat and carrying a fluorescent orange handbag. One onlooker revealed: "His physique has completely changed. He was wearing tight jeans and had a curvy bottom and thighs." (J.C. Note - WTF? Who's writing this story?!) Jackson was walking with a young girl - reported to be his eight-year-old daughter Paris - and some people mistook the musical legend for a woman. A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "I noticed them as the 'woman' had an enormous Audrey Hepburn-type hat. I saw the girl was dressed similarly and thought it was a mum-daughter thing. They sat down and I froze as I saw 'her' face and twigged it was not only a 'him' but it was Michael Jackson."

So he's gone from looking like Joe Jackson to looking like Katherine Jackson, to looking like Diana Ross to looking like Janet Jackson, to looking like Peter Pan, to looking like a dead rotting corpse, to looking like Audrey Hepburn's dead rotting corpse. And yet, he's still a fashion nightmare. Audrey would have rolled in her grave, but was too busy putting more money on Elizabeth Taylor in the graveyard's Celebrity Death Pool.

Slimdust

I just don't understand him.

I cant figure him out...

Beaker

In the first picture, he looks like an alien! LOL

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Randy Orton

WC's Resident Alchoholic

lol this guy is a nut.

Erin

Monk's First Lady

Poor little kid with him. She has no chance of ever growing up normal.

Beaker

Even if she wasn't living with him, there'd be something inside her, making her feel strange. She wouldn't be able to escape him, no matter what

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CrasH - X

Yeah the dude/tte is insane, everything about him creeps me out.

Tho', I might be reliving his days as Triller this halloween. I was chose to be him, well the black/half decent male singer version of him, while like 6 of my friends are gonna' be the zombies and walk around George Street hoping for the $2500 best costume prize! Now I'm having second thoughts......I might just dress as Janet.

Remember the Spyda, dude ..

Beaker

See what you should do is just get some flesh tone play doh, smear it on your nose, and get a wig, u could be his newer version

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