Joseph T. Cool

WC HOF'er

After being on allowance and having to ask permission to leave the house for the past six months, K-Fed did what any proud father would do just three weeks after his fourth child was born - leave his wife and kids at home so he could fly to Vegas with his friends. On his booked private jet, K-fed celebrated the one-year anniversary of the club Tao. Page Six reports:

"He booked a table at Tao for both nights," said our source. "He was surrounded by women, was drinking a lot and dancing on the banquette. Every time one of the girls tried to take a picture, he freaked out and wouldn't let them."


Obviously there's only one reason why K-Fed wouldn't want his picture taken while he's surrounded by drunk women who aren't his wife. He's a Native American warrior. And Native American warriors don't like their picture taken because it will capture their soul or something like that. I think I heard that on a movie once. I don't remember. I'm just really surprised K-Fed didn't turn into a deer or a wolf and just get the hell out of there.

Beaker

He's only with her so she can pay for his record and pay for everything. Other wise he would have divorced her a while back, when she kicked him out. I heard on the radio today that he would have gotten 10 million dollars from her.

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