Funny Ted Nugent Quote

Dakstang · 08-31-2006, 10:50 PM

"Ted Nugent, a heavy metal guitar legend and devoted
(bow) hunter, was being interviewed by a French
journalist. Eventually, the conversation turned to his
love of outdoor pursuits. The journalist asked, "What
do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer
before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or
maybe "Are you the one who killed my brother?"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of
thinking. All they care about is, What am I going to
eat next? Who am I going to screw next? and, Can I run
fast enough to get away? They are very much like the
French in that way."

Necro · 08-31-2006, 10:58 PM

K Jay · 09-01-2006, 02:27 AM

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Killswitch · 09-01-2006, 10:06 PM

Every bit of that is true. He thinks like the Indians did. He even breeds Buffalo on his land in Michigan.

Watch him on OLN, called "Wanted: Ted or Alive" He cut down a tree for the contestants to use as firewood, used a chainsaw. He slipped and cut his leg wide open. He didnt think nothing of it, and finished off the tree...After it was all over, he said" I think you might want to call an abulance" The contestants all said "why, we didn't get hurt" "But I did". And starts limping off. He left in an ambulance and was back on the homestead by dark, finishing the show! Mind you, a RUNNING CHAINSAW!!!! He IS hardcore.

I've heard him make his guitar speak ENGLISH! He is that good. He made it say "goto hell" LOL!

Randy Orton · 09-02-2006, 01:24 PM

lol that is ag reat quote.

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09-01-2006, 10:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Killswitch Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,983 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 0	Every bit of that is true. He thinks like the Indians did. He even breeds Buffalo on his land in Michigan. Watch him on OLN, called "Wanted: Ted or Alive" He cut down a tree for the contestants to use as firewood, used a chainsaw. He slipped and cut his leg wide open. He didnt think nothing of it, and finished off the tree...After it was all over, he said" I think you might want to call an abulance" The contestants all said "why, we didn't get hurt" "But I did". And starts limping off. He left in an ambulance and was back on the homestead by dark, finishing the show! Mind you, a RUNNING CHAINSAW!!!! He IS hardcore. I've heard him make his guitar speak ENGLISH! He is that good. He made it say "goto hell" LOL!

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