Making Fun Of Hip-Hop starring Nas, Jay-z n many more...

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Saw this on AHH

We all kno about their beef but this is the real story behind it...Jay-z n Nas are on the DL...They were messing around since they both first came out, so Jay did the song with Foxy and was spending more time wit Foxy then him so Nas started to get a lil jealous. So he called Foxy and was like " Yo wanna be in my group called the firm". She was like yah n joined. So years passed and Hov blew up and started putting artist out on the ROC. First up Memphis Bleek, Jay put's out Bleek and Nas gets jealous again. He starts to think Jay is messing around wit Bleek so he starts dissing Bleek. Hov gets mad bcuz Bleek really is his "girlfriend" and nobody likes nobody talking about their girlfriend so Hov disses Nas. So after that all happen they kiss and make up but Hov has another secret for his boyfriend Nas. he tells him " I've been messing with Beyonce and I think I love her". Nas starts to cry and says " If you wanna go then go, but don't come bacc to me when she breaks ur heart". So itz been a while and Hov and Beyonce's relationship is good and Nas starts to get worried that maybe he won't ever get Jay bacc. So Nas decides to get wit Kelis to try and make Hov jealous and he even went n got married to her...So It worked Nas did make Hov jealous and they met up in a hotel in the Hamptons. They were there for the weekend doin all the gay shit that they do and Nas comes out of no where wit a gay ass line*In a bitches voice*" I Love ur dick sucking lips" but they didn't kno someone was in the closet...Guess who it was R.kelly

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So R Kelly is in the closet and the phone rings *RING*. Jay and Nas hop out of the bed and look for the phone. *In a bitches voice* Oh Baby where ever is that ringing coming from. Hov say " I kno itz coming from the closet". Hov and Nas walk to the closet and pull the door open and as I said b4 itz R.Kelly. He is standing there with his pants down and lil destiny standing in front of him. Nas screams "Oh Jay it my daughter" So R. Kelly pulls out his beretta and points it at Hov. " Now just one minute Hov I can explain all of this"
R kelly pulls up his pants and steps out of the closet and begins to talk to Hov" Now Hov were good friends and I kno this look crazy but can I ask u a question" Hov answers the nigga" YES!!!" R Kelly answer "What the fuck are yall doin here together I thought yall were beefin". And Nas answer" Nah son it aint even like that God this my man right here". R Kelly looks puzzled ass hell. " U mean ur man?". Nas say" Yeah god I luv this nigga kid". Nas does the gayest shit ever on earth. " Destiny go bacc in the closet and close the door" She does and Nas pulls down his pants and shows R Kelly his ass. " Look God wit dat say". R Kelly throws the fuck up on the chinchilla rug." Please spare me the detail". Then R Kelly say " Hov I can't fuck wit you like that, I mean I kno I fuck wit kids n everything but I dont do the man thing". Hov says " Why big R I thought it was the Best of Both World". R Kelly replies. " Yeah I aint mean this..." Hov's phone rings and itz " Akon and Young Jeezy"

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So now Hov answers the phone " Young Hova in the house" and R Kelly comes out of no where " Ah huh sick bastard get ya wig pushed bacc by the..." Hov looks at him like he's crazy and tells him " U dont really wont it wit Hov for the record" R Kelly says " Oh sorry"... So Hov finishes talking to Akon and Jeezy on three way " Yeah is this Jeezy" and Jeezy says " THAS RIGHT!!!" So Hov says " What's the deal" and Akon says "Were so lonely" and Hov says " Can This wait I got some bizness to handle u kno IMMA BIZNESS MAN, Yo Jeezy"..." YEAH!!!!". " I thought I told you to get me some cheese cake" and Jeezy says" Cmon Akon LETS GET IT, but Hov first I gotta stack some doe and then we gonna get Choppa, Fred, Ness, Babs and dat bad bitch Sara and we gonna go...Then Hov says " What about Dylan?" then Akon says " That nigga got Locked Up" Then Hov says " Ya'll go do that and meet me at the Plaza Hotel" Hov hangs up the phone" Ok now where were we" But then his phone rings again and this time itz 50 cent.

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So Hov answers the phone " Whut u want 50" and 50 says " Ah shit son pull off" On the other end of the phone Hov hears gun shots, he gets scared like a bitch n drops the phone. He picks up the phone and ends the calls. So R Kelly says " Are we finish here?" and Jay says " Ask Nas" and then out of no where lil Destiny says from the closet " He dont want it wit Hov". Nas ignores it and says to Kells " Im let you slide this time You Owe Me Something". R Kelly says " Nah I dont owe u shit imma keep this on the Down Low and we gonna end it like that. So Nas says" Aight kid" and someone knocks on the door and says " Room service, I have a milkshake for Nas. They open the door and itz The Game.

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So Game pushs the cart into the room and R Kelly says " What the fuck is he doing here I thought this resort was for Playa's Only" and Game says "R Kelly Can Suck Ma Dick" but then moments later he says " My bad I aint mean to say that R Kelly is the greatest song writer ever". So Game hands Nas the milkshake. At this time he has a hat on his head. He takes the hat off and reveals the G-unit tat on his forehead. Hov says " Damn you got a tat on ur fore head" and Game says " Jay-z Can Suck My Dick" and then moments later " Damn I aint mean to say that ur a legend" so Game answers Hov " Well i've had a Change of Heart I miss yelling G-unit and selling records n shit and plus I need help on the hooks for my next album" so Nas asks " So you go and get G-unit tatted on your forehead" and Game says" Nas Can Suck My Dick" and moments later says" My bad Nas is the illest rapper ever" he then continues " I got the tat to prove my loyalty to 50 cent" and Jay says " Im about a dollar what the fuck is 50 cent" and Game says " A rat" and then says " I aint mean that 50 is a gangsta like me" so then we here a knock on the door and guess who it is??? Jim Jones

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So Jim Jones walks into the room and stays" Did somebody summon the Kufi Smacker" and Game says " Fuck Dipset" and then moments later" My bad We Certified Gangsta's" so Jim Jones looks around the room and see's everybody in the room and stops on Nas" Ain't you on my kufi list?" and Nas says" Jay please save me" and all Jay says is " Quit playing these childish Games with grown men" and then R Kelly says" Why can't we handle this christian like" and Jim Jones says " What you been drinking on" and slaps the kufi off of Nas head. He grabs a bottle of sizzup and tries to leave but Snoop walks in wit mad crips " What the fuck you doin Cuz"

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So Jim Jones is stopped at the door he drops the bottle of Sizzup and it shatters on the floor and then Game says" We ride in the westside the city where the tech fly" and then Snoop says "Damn He Dropped It Like It Was Hot" so then Nas daughter comes out of the closet and builds a little fort and Snoop walks over and says" I see you built a lil fort" he kicks the shit over and says" Nobody gives a fuck about your fort" so Nas daughter says" I hate you" and Snoop says " I hate you too lil nigga you aint my son" and Nas says" It's a girl" and Snoop says " My bad nephew, Now what the fuck is goin on here cuz" and Game says " Snoop is a bitch, Hov is a bitch, Nas is a bitch, Jones is a bitch, Destiny's a bitch" he stops and then says " Destiny's a man,
Destiny's a man G-unot!!! "I mean G-unit" so now we got all these dudes in one room and Jim Jones starts throwing up gang signs n shit so the crip niggas wit Snoop grab dat nigga and drag him out the door and down the hall is Juelz Santana yelling " Aye"


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So they drag him into the hallway and Jim Jones keeps saying " Please Believe Me Jim Jeezy's the truth" and out of no where you hear Young Jeezy say" Thas Right" and Hov runs out intot the hallway and says " Young i thought i told you to meet me at the Plaza Hotel" and Akon say " We had to keep on moving now" and Hov says" Where the cheesecake at?" and Jeezy said " I hid it wit the yams at my aunties house" and Hov said" Damn you left Young H to the izz O" and Nas finishes M to the izz O's cheesecake at your aunties house" and Jeezy says " Damn i gotta trap or die" and Kells say " What the fuck is this niggas talking about and Jeezy says" Patty Cake, Patty Cake microwave" and Then Game says" Fuck Young Jeezy" and moments later " Damn i aint mean to say that, Jeezy is the realest nigga out" so Now all we heard is someone in the hallway yell " Haaaaaaaa" and another voice say " Ahhh Yup" guess who the fuck it is now The Ying Yang twins and...

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So now Jim Jones is tossed down the stairs, he gets up and says" Imma put my foot in your ass nigga no homo nigga wass really good capo status eastside" and Nas gay ass says " U can put ur foot up my ass" so now Jim Jones lives and Juelz stays there and says " Yo why the put ya'll do my nigga like dat" and Snoop says " Fuck cuz matter fact motha fuck you" and The Ying Yang niggas say " Wait till u see my" and Juelz says " Aye" and Ying Yang says" Wait till u see my" Juelz " Aye" Ying Yang " Wait to you see my" Juelz " Aye imma shoot this pussy up" so Juelz pulls out a gun an shoots my nigga Snoop in the fucking head. Nas runs and goes into the closet and he finds R Kelly back in there wit his daughther. Back out side the door Snoop is laying on the floor bleeding n shit so the rest of the Crips beat this nigga to death and slide his ass under the bed. The ambulence comes and wraps Snoop's head up and Akon says " He's a soul survivor" So now a Cop comes up and starts asking questions and guess who it is...LIL JON

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